The person that texts “call me” is a true monster!
That person is getting ignored until they provide more detail.
Depending on the person, I don’t even want the text.
yep. there are precious few people who would get a call back, and if they misrepresented the urgency, they get a warning about crying wolf, and if they keep doing it, it gets treated less and less urgently and then eventually ignored. for some people, that drop is a vertical line
At work I prefer being asked to call a college than if they just call me out of the blue
I would die.
And then the house would be haunted by me.
Haunted houses already feel like that for me.
Oh, the guy in the pig mask has a chainsaw, should I pretend to be scared for him, what if he thinks I’m not enjoying it? That’s pretty loud, hope he has hearing protection… Oh okay he’s trying to chase me, I guess I’m supposed to run away? Oh, now he looks let down and is just shaking the saw and gesturing, I’ll keep moving I guess.
The only time I’ve ever really enjoyed the haunted house is when I and my friend went in with my sister and her friends, because they’re all hysterical and mad. You know the type that have a panic attack if they see a spider in the room. But we just spent the time laughing at their responses.
Right at the end they had a corner that you went around and on the other side was just a mirror, they got themselves still worked up by that point but they jumped at their own reflections.
you can only exit if you ask a stranger for directions
“I guess this is my home now”
If you want to totally mess up a haunted house when ever someone jumps out ask them a unrelated question.
“I will eat your brains!”
“where was your last vacation?”
“my family is dead and soon you will join them”
“what is 10x15+7?”
Most people will stop acting and think of the answer completely destroying the effect of the haunted house.
