• Stamets@lemmy.world
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        During. Hit a particularly good spot, made a noise and then the other person made a noise. My hyper repressed roommate who had opened the door to offer pizza and didn’t knock. I told him to fucking knock. Eye contact was made and I just sort of froze into place. They slowly closed the door and left. I had a panic attack and then went into the kitchen to apologize. He was a bit shook and just offered pizza. I ate a piece awkwardly on the couch. We sat in silence for like 10 minutes until I said “I told you to knock” and he said “Will you suck my dick” to which my eyebrows flew off my face. Apparently alcohol was involved before pizza was ordered and “gave him confidence to finally ask” to which I said “And you have asked and done the hard part which means when sober you can ask again, clear headed, and know its exactly what you want if you want. If it is, sure. If it aint, we forget about it.”

        And before anyone goes “Yeah sure, that happened”, this is weirdly common amongst gay men who’ve lived in housing with various people from different backgrounds and countries. A lot of people are curious and wanna try. I’ve met a bizarre amount of gay men who’ve all had more or less the same encounter, typically minus the dildo part, and thank god all the ones I’ve taledk to have also said “Hit me up when sober.”

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          In situations like this, the trick is to not stop.

          Instead of being the person who got caught, THEY become the person who kept watching.

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          walked in with half the floor to a guy masturbating in his dormroom. Immediately closed the door (I will emphasize unlocked door) and looked at everyone and said. No one saw anything, we all do it, I don’t want to ever hear about it, didn’t happen. The guy later was trying to say thanks and im like. nope. didn’t happen.

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            3 hours ago

            Total bro. You are right, everyone does it. Always kinda frustrated me people giving others shit like they’re not doing the exact same.

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            He never mentioned it again. Was kind of disappointing because I had seen his dick once when he was just strutting naked around the house and, like, one tasty looking dick. Alas, I wouldn’t have been able to live with myself knowing that he wasn’t making a sober decision. Didn’t want to take advantage of him.