“I am completely. Out. Of ammo.”

slumps down.

“…that’s never happened to me before.”

Are you afraid of My Guatemalan-ness?

I am sorry Dave, I cannot do that.

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

“I’m stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.”

“37.”

Japanese Man 1: RUN! IT’S GODZILLA!

Japanese Man 2: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it’s not.

Japanese Man 1: STILL! WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!

Japanese Man 2: Though it isn’t.

Cool Beans

Who wants a mustache ride?

Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.

“Hello there”

“Weil wir so schön sind so schlank sind…”

“Zum Abschied sag ich leise scheiße”

“LISSY! FRANZ! LISSY! FRANZ! LISSY! OOH FRANZ!”

“Ils sont fous, ces Romains!”

“The senate will decide your faith”

“Machst du das nochmal mach ich aus deinen Ohren Wäschetrockner”

I am not the messias!

• As you wish.
• If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!
• I rock… And rule!.. All day long! Sweet Susie! / I’m bleeding, which makes me the victor!
• I aim to misbehave.
• Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
• Come with me if you want to live!
• They mostly come at night…Mostly…
• You! SHALL NOT! PASS!!
• Whoever wrote this episode should die!
• Rebellions are built on hope.

Lol I could keep going all night if I don’t stop myself and I’ve work in the morning. XD

(Edit: Some new ones)

• I can do this all day.
• Puny god.
• I am…inevitable.
• Hold on to your butts.
• I’m a dude, playin’ a dude, disguised as another dude!

Have you tried… not being a mutant?

It’s mega-maid, sir! She’s gone from suck to blow!

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.