You’d think they’d call me Elon, builder of space internet… but you fuck ONE child!

VOTE MORHRRFUKER (punches u in the face)

Aw did those widdle kajillion dollar companies get hawassy-wassed?

I would simply show them my nutsack

Not one of them thinks about the way I feel Nobody compliments the meal

-D. Vader

These people are so thin-skinned

Shaving collaborators hair is a time-honored practice

Caption works too. Like one of those salacious porno caption jpgs

I likes grapefruits too

More like Vladimir Elite Linen

You could rebuild that relationship but it arguably would not be the same

Some good badda-bing energy in that sign tho

Hey Emmanuel! Hey Mark! Come on in. There’s plenty of room. Sorry, not you, Donald. Why not? [boy points to sign, “No Donalds Club”] But you let in Donald Tusk. [Tusk pops head out window] Hyuck hyuck! It says no Donald_s_. We’re allowed to have one.

Hang on tho they also have the job of figuring out how to trash the environent without getting caught

One horse pulls the other in a trailer and then they switch when front horse gets tired resulting in infinite horse

YOoooo I just duck duck go’d this & this comment is liiit

No no what I said was human’s cum which is 50% how every single human started out

Rawstory editor giving out assignments like “ok type ‘trump panics’ and let autocomplete finish the headline”

She turned it into the Simpbel Cuck Prize

Cave wins again