Got u these candles, my baby, my belle

One good use for AI would be to generate IDs real enough to pass these checks & stock invasive databases with slop

You’d think they’d call me Elon, builder of space internet… but you fuck ONE child!

VOTE MORHRRFUKER (punches u in the face)

Aw did those widdle kajillion dollar companies get hawassy-wassed?

I would simply show them my nutsack

Not one of them thinks about the way I feel Nobody compliments the meal

-D. Vader

These people are so thin-skinned

Shaving collaborators hair is a time-honored practice

Caption works too. Like one of those salacious porno caption jpgs

I likes grapefruits too

More like Vladimir Elite Linen

You could rebuild that relationship but it arguably would not be the same

Some good badda-bing energy in that sign tho

Hey Emmanuel! Hey Mark! Come on in. There’s plenty of room. Sorry, not you, Donald. Why not? [boy points to sign, “No Donalds Club”] But you let in Donald Tusk. [Tusk pops head out window] Hyuck hyuck! It says no Donald_s_. We’re allowed to have one.

Hang on tho they also have the job of figuring out how to trash the environent without getting caught

One horse pulls the other in a trailer and then they switch when front horse gets tired resulting in infinite horse

YOoooo I just duck duck go’d this & this comment is liiit

No no what I said was human’s cum which is 50% how every single human started out

Rawstory editor giving out assignments like “ok type ‘trump panics’ and let autocomplete finish the headline”