

Comic sans wasn’t invented yet.
I mean, I joke, but it probably actually wasn’t.
Comic sans wasn’t invented yet.
I mean, I joke, but it probably actually wasn’t.
Well we’ll never know NOW!!!
That was Shredder.
One can hope…but it’s team sport politics afterall.
George Carlin invented this 30+ years ago.
And as always, Jurassic Park teaches us everything we need to know.
“They’re moving in herds…they DO move in herds!”
Can’t have that!
Not even sure the black part is relevant. They also voted for trump over a white lady in 2016.
Well hello there!
slams face into wall
skips away giggling
Can confirm. After work I’m sometimes the only passenger on the bus.
Were they just driving on peoples lawns or something?
Why do we not simply transplant the hair from the mice, onto the humans?
I mean, sure…but by that same logic, you could say the same thing about cartoon network or mtv or comedy central or any other cable tv network that has nothing to do with news/politics.
I hope linked it right.
Welp…
Don’t make new communities for topics that already have communities on Lemmy. You CAN, but, like all things in life, Jurassic Park teaches us best.
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they COULD they never stopped to think if they SHOULD!”
And as we all know, if you ignore the teachings of Jurassic Park, a T-Rex will eat you as you sit on the toilet.
Treat women the same way that you treat men.
Oh god, that’s terrible advice!
Me with men: “Damn Frank! You see that hottie by the bar?”
“Yeah. I spent the night with her last week! And then again in the morning!”
“Nice!” slaps Franks ass
everybody laughs
The next day:
“Damn Amber! You see that hot stud by the bar?”
“The…the what?”
looks over to bar, only see one person, a guy
“That’s my husband. Wait…are you bi?”
“No. Just treating you like one of the guys. So that’s your husband? Nice!”
slaps ambers ass
deafing silence as Amber rightfully glares
Future history books? Hell, that’s how I’m reading it right now.
whatever the fuck ICE is.
The word is “nazi”.
I would have NEVER thought of this…
Oh my god! THATS what umbrella man was doing! Whew! Solved a huge conspiracy there!
…wait, but that STILL proves he was a time traveler! Dammit!