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Cake day: May 7th, 2024

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  • Treat women the same way that you treat men.

    Oh god, that’s terrible advice!

    Me with men: “Damn Frank! You see that hottie by the bar?”

    “Yeah. I spent the night with her last week! And then again in the morning!”

    “Nice!” slaps Franks ass

    everybody laughs

    The next day:

    “Damn Amber! You see that hot stud by the bar?”

    “The…the what?”

    looks over to bar, only see one person, a guy

    “That’s my husband. Wait…are you bi?”

    “No. Just treating you like one of the guys. So that’s your husband? Nice!”

    slaps ambers ass

    deafing silence as Amber rightfully glares