chewbacca roar

Better idea, support your local library

Sept 10th 2001 was the day Advance Wars for GBA went on sale in America. Japan was going to get it later that week. They wouldn’t get it until 2004.

Tsk tsk tsk. He bought multiple islands, but never bothered to breed any dinosaurs???

Damn.

Going to epsteins island was scary for totally different reasons!

Thats the idea.

Change it daily! BE A CONSUMER!!! SPEND YOUR MONEY PEASANT!!!

…am I doing it? Am I being a rich person now?

Inside my body must be very dusty, because I’m dead inside.

Now now…lets not be hasty. If Elon Musk wants to leave earth, I won’t attempt to stop him.

This question no longer needs to be asked.

No. No he’s not.

Nobody is winning anymore.

Jesus, take the wheel!!!

car crash

The weather is corn!

Why is a velociraptor trying to teach kids how to shoot guns???

No no no no!!! This has “Jurassic Park 4” written all over it!!! The abandoned movie script that never got made that you can still read online would have come out around 2004, and featured dinosaurs learning how to shoot guns and speak english, and form a military to fight the U.S. military.

So glad THAT movie never got made…

Hey, don’t look at me. I’m on team “unexpected astroid hitting the earth to end it all”.

Ah, see, what you should have done was…stabbed him in the eye.

I’m trying to imagine the dinner hybrid dishes. Like you mix mexican flavors with british foods…and I can’t come up with anything besides spicy fish.

I have nothing against britain, but, c’mon. Nobody is going there for the food.

Or anywhere on earth

Oh, so you’re a lawyer who needs the approval of another lawyer, but beyond that you’re welcome back with open arms?

Ok. I got this.

Just buy that one lawyer a ticket to Jurassic Park. Really hype up the T-Rex exhibit.

Problem solved.

I feel dumber for knowing this exists.

…thats actually not a terrible theory as to why he does this.

Is that what MAGA is talking about making America great again?

The great depression?