It’s so much harder to fake being a Nazi than it is to fake being a tiny bit decent. I guess I’m just not as practiced at the Nazi thing as your average conservative is though.

But don’t you see? By losing, we sent a message to the Democratic Party leadership and now they’re totally moving left!

And at a high rate of fire.

Or the bodyguard can be super cool just one time…

I cannot imagine the level of disassociation that it takes to work for that organization and not feel how fucking evil you are.

Stephen Miller is a cuck bitch Nazi who has still refused to respond to my challenge to a bare handed fight to the death.

Pussy.

I’ll start loading my board game collection into the car.

As someone who is forced to watch baseball by their fanatical wife: the MLB should adopt most of the rules that the Savannah Bananas use, including a fan catching a foul ball counts as an out, trick plays, inning timer, etc.

“Bernie didn’t win so primaries aren’t useful” is a pretty weak ass argument.

I like Bernie. I voted for him, I door knocked for him, I phone banked for him, I’ve been to his rallies. Bernie. Did. Not. Get. Enough. Votes. End of story. If you can’t win the Democratic primary (even with DNC bullshit), I’m skeptical you’ll win the general. We didn’t turn out in high enough numbers in both the 2016 and 2020 primaries. That’s what happened.

You won’t force the party to change by playing by its rules.

And you won’t beat the 2 party system without capturing one of the parties or burning the entire thing to the ground.

do the same things the republicans

I missed the part where the Democrats were cutting social security, Medicare, and Medicaid. And repealing the ACA. And attacking LGBTQ people. And deploying the military against American civilians. And sending people to foreign gulags en mass without trial. And attacking voting rights.

Yep, they sure are the same.

If we all want to rally behind the Democratic Party to oppose it, they must be similarly purged of the corruption that allowed this to happen and continues to enable it. Then and only then can they provide a credible grassroots opposition. Otherwise, we’re just running on the same corrupt treadmill we always have been on.

Unfortunately a sizable chunk of people would rather burn the whole thing down than put in the necessary work to do this. (See: every fucking primary turnout ever).