PrimeErective

Brylcreem

Creatine

And a bag of Charlie Sheen

Aha, so this must be the inspo for the post about Disney donating $8m to Hannah Montana Linux

Incredible joke 10/10

Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick

Procrasurbation

I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better

Why would you want whirled peas?

Honestly, they are spitting on the good image of Pitbull

That makes 0% the correct answer, which means you had a 25% chance…

I like to say "“Sorry, it’s my first day!” when I screw up at something that should be easy for me as a seasoned employee

That’s pretty lit that you learned that today

Oh good, you can put chainsaws in the wrist holes

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis

That’s the “fully automated” part of “fully automated luxury gay space communism”

Eagle River?!

I heard that one was compromised and you should use dot org

It’s incredible

I hear if you eat too much, you get sick. Shrimp are pretty rich

This is the kind of Internet censorship I can get behind. Unfortunately I can still read the name of the store though