I mean I’ve have Lingua tacos, gotta be similar right? Right??

Hehe. I’m eating marbles!

Cronch cronch cronch

Good time to sell raincoats

It bothers me more than it should that when you posted this it was about half an hour after 5 am in New York.

And angry mobs should be sent to hunt swat teams

You know I’ve put myself through some genuinely awful jobs because I foolishly believed that the job in question had some feature I just couldn’t get anywhere else. Either it paid slightly better, my friends worked there, or it was inside at a desk and didn’t have weekends.

Every time I’d end up getting fired from one of those jobs, though I think I survived at one or two long enough to quit, I’d end up finding a new awful job that was actually slightly better. And the cycle would begin anew. And I wasn’t the only one, most of the people working those jobs could tell you a similar story.

My point is, if you can convince people that it’s worse anywhere else, they’ll put up with quite a bit. More to that point, my current job has occasional weekends, is not climate controlled, and my desk is really just for taking breaks at, and it’s the best job I’ve ever had. Because the things that make a job good are not the things that most people associate with good jobs. Which makes it easier to manipulate them in to keeping really bad ones.

Listen someone has to and it sounds like you just volunteered

My favorite thing about b&h is, I have a buddy who’s big in to camera stuff, every time we’ve been in the same room and he’s decided to finally pull the trigger on a new camera thing it’s been Friday evening. B&H will hold on to your request until Sunday morning to actually process anything. It’s just really funny to me that he’s literally had to wait, every single time.

It looks like you can still search for private directories with specific keywords.

Please, the rich aren’t spending a dime.

The middle class is giving 100 and low income workers are on the hook for everything else.

The bad news is Kroger isn’t everywhere.

The good news is you don’t actually have to go to a Kroger.

You can go to any of: Bakers, City Market, Dillons, Food4Less, frys, Foods Co, Fred Myer, Gerber Market, Harris Market, Jay C, King Super, Mariano’s, Metro Market, PayLess, QFC, Ralphs, Ruler Foods, or Smith’s food and drug, and steal from them.

Bluetooth speaker in your pocket and a beep sound on your partner’s phone.

Kroger is a grocery chain in the US that is attempting to monopolize grocery stores.

It is always moral and just to steal from Kroger.

Next week on CNN, they’ll be reporting on the random missiles landing in Chicago as if the city fucking deserved it.

It’s not the average person’s stupidity you need to worry about.

It’s the exceptionally stupid that give average idiots a bad rap. We’re all average idiots every once in a while. The exceptionally stupid are the reason they put warning labels on chainsaws. The exceptionally stupid will ruin your entire day without ever interacting with you.

The average idiot might miss his exit, even shoot across a lane at the last second to make it. The exceptionally stupid will careen across 4 lanes of traffic at the last second and cause a 3 car pile up behind him, realize it was the wrong exit anyway and get back on the interstate going the wrong direction.

We are lucky when the wake of destruction following the exceptionally stupid catches up to them, if only because it slows them down long enough for us all to move on.

This literally happens in some areas outside the US. I can’t remember if it’s NotJustBikes or HappyTowns that talks about it on YouTube. But basically, the government offers affordable housing to force landlords to compete on quality and price. Shockingly in those areas rents are down and the quality of apartments is decent.

It’s possible she lost a substantial amount of weight at some point. The fat under your arms never goes away without surgery.

“A child who’s medical care would be completely free in every other developed nation, and a few underdeveloped ones too receives pocket change from a billionaire so that she doesn’t die under the crushing weight of the American medical system” just does not have the same ring to it for article headlines you know? We gotta get the current youth hyperfixation’s name in the headline for clicks, because we literally only exist to serve ads.

There are no billionaires without exploitation.

The best crab Rangoon I’ve ever had was literally just sweetened cream cheese in a wonton wrapper. It was 2 dollars for a bag of like 12 small rangoons and I ate those fucking things as often as I could. We’d make the drive in to town, grab some before we did anything else, and grab another bag on the way back out. I have few good memories of those times and those rangoons are one of them.