SkaveRat

Uhu for liquid glue

Pritt for glue sticks

We used regular whiteboard markers at my previous job. Worked perfectly for that

it’s either real, or the guy is really really sticking to the joke

There was a time where ransomware groups would decrypt your files if you paid up. Which was often cheaper than restoring an old backup or not having any

At some point, groups started not “honoring” the decryption promise. Which made everything a lot more uncertain

Explains all the mascot horror games

You assume they do backups. A lot of these vibe coders don’t even have version control

the only known survivor

we didn’t get explosive fart cannons

speak for yourself

aka “the bare minimum”

another thing I learned at some point: Just because a physics formula returns a result, doesn’t mean that it’s reality

if I should wait for a steam deck 2

there will alaways be The Next Device. There are no real hints that it will release anytime soon.

So if you’re interested in picking one up, now is a good of a time as any. You can also save some money by getting a refurbished 64GB model and upgrading the ssd yourself (takes just a couple minutes, a screwdriver and a thumbdrive with usb C to reinstall steamOS)

“slams” and “blasts” are automatic downvotes for me.

This shit really needs to stop

The problem is, that a lot of the more memey communities are using Zangendeutsch, which is basically militantly and very literally translating English words into German. Translation tools will have a hard time translating those correctly

I’m still confused why laravel is more popular. Symfony is so much nicer to use and maintain

Tell me you haven’t looked at php in 15 years without telling me you haven’t looked at php in 15 years

The EU now has a digital wallet payment system in a trail run

https://www.ecb.europa.eu/euro/digital_euro/html/index.en.html

Would be neat if they integrate it

I’d say it either triggered by itself or potentially drugs triggered it, and then started using an LLM and found all the patterns to feed that shizophrenic paranoia. it’s avery self reinforcing loop

Got two frameworks, a generation apart. No flexing issues

I don’t have any fear that Gabe will tank steam.

But I will fear what happens after him

They had Bitcoin integration for quite a while. It was removed during a system change, probably because very few people used it