Whayesaybuddy?

That’s how gym memberships have worked forever.

With a mouse jiggler, you can control your status manually, even from your phone while you’re in bed. Away at five, Busy at nine, Available when I’m actually at the keyboard only if necessary.

Nan’s old world recipe for groin worm marsala

Erection.

What are they surviving on? It ain’t like I got a pantry of snacks hidden in my groin.

I think most dog guardians in the USA are just poorly prepared. Never been to basic obedience training, or further than that: urban canine training. Socializing the pup doesn’t happen, so they freak out at the sight of another living thing. Leash optional when no one is looking. Or, even worse, the dog basically lives inside the kennel when the human is out, so it’s more like a prisoner/warden relationship.

I have dress shirts that can buy cigarettes, but they don’t make them like this anymore. Well stitched, natural fabric is so soft after years of use. The logo is worn off, but the designer turned out to be a racist so that works for me.

That’s some good sarcasm.

Lightning breaks the rest of the joke. Butterbugs?

Maybe wings vibrate at a certain frequency so you tune that out? It’s the CIA, they aren’t necessarily trying to preserve quality for a trial.

Good way to fake your death and ensure your student gets famous. Win-win.

They rounded down, she’s actually 9017 years old.

Cut off or gnawed off?

No crying in the casino.

Let me tell you something, it will be years before they find another place to hide cheese on a pizza.

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No, but it makes room for places like Black Rifle Coffee Company to take market share.

St Gumy