I went back about a month ago to delve into a pipetobacco community since there’s fuckall on the fediverse for anything even remotely similar, and got bored in half a day, found a UBB board and joined it instead, then I left the reddit account to rot.

I’m 38 and I do it. Level-up, Grandpa. Your age can’t be your excuse forever. And we say young people don’t like to read, fml…

The “not my problem” society.

sir, your phone… SIR

“Just 20 more minutes, officer… also, what’s the wifi password in here?”

Why not force them to kill and eat eachother slowly over the course of a year or two? Every time around lunch, just toss a stick in the pit and let them sort it out.

We would supply food ourselves, of course, but that’s socialism. They should feel at home in a competitive environment.

Faraday bag

We print more straw and inflate the hayconomy.

“Let’s go milk the taxpayers for more!”

This entire argument has the potential to blow up into absolute chaos.

It’s beautiful.

US propaganda for itself is like a heavily marketed brochure for the world’s worst theme park.

Complimentary upvote to combat the butthurt nentendy stupid people.

edit: (and the admin abuse, thought we left Reddit…)

pulls another straw out of America

That’s fine, we have a lot to go before we hit the last one.

Cool, the fed can pay for it. Expect me to only turn it on when asked.

self proclaimed non-reader is suddenly interested in the authenticity of a classical literature adaptation

lol Elon watches influencers

I’m not convinced the US is a first-world country.

Neither are we

~ Americans

I’m following Mark Twain’s guide to his tobacco vice. I only eat them while awake, this allows me to easily practice moderation while unconcious.

Aww slowly puts the hammer back

Sounds like a fun lawsuit. I say elevate that shit to the top.

My ISP every few months:

"We can upgrade yo-

Does the upload speed upgrade too?

"Well, no- click

lil bruh passes you and gets in front of you in traffic

then goes 1mph slower

no one in front of both of you