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I do love me a Nanaimo bar, though I dislike when they’re too sweet. Honestly dark chocolate works best for those. Also love tiger paw ice cream

It’s gonna be poutine isn’t it? Or maybe ketchup chips. Anything but the fucking Caesar (why clamato???)

I want wealth so I can quit my day job and focus on creating art

This move was stupid and will probably serve no one.

It serves his masters. The defense industry is about to make bank, and all it costs is a few million dead Americans

🎶 Whistling tunes, we hide in the dunes by the seaside 🎶

I feel bad for his kids, but he can get fucked. I hope being an only parent knocks some empathy into him.

It’s the Please Tread On Me, Daddy snake

Israel asked him to do it

If Kamala had won, I (trans latina) would not have had to flee the US. But they’re both the exact same amirite? (I’m honestly a little grateful for that. The US is trash. I’m never moving back)

Edit: my point is that people are literally fleeing the US because it’s a sinking ship. Under Kamala, immigration and tourism wouldn’t have changed much

What do you mean for nothing? That’s $1Tril going to Trump’s buddies! /s

They know SCROTUS is going to uphold it

I One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.

II The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.

III One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.

IV The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one’s own.

V Beliefs should conform to one’s best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one’s beliefs.

VI People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one’s best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.

VII Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.

Football

All the players are blindfolded

(I don’t enjoy football, but I’d certainly watch it if it involved people running at each other full speed blindfolded)

Edit: American Football, but I’m honestly open to testing this on other sports too

I hope when Nazis come for you, you happily step in front of their barrel with a smile on your face. Surely it’s the least selfish thing to do so we can move on to other issues, right? Or would you suddenly care when it’s your own skin in the game

Iran has the right to defend itself

The only questionable exception that seems open to abuse is “health reasons”.

Brought to you by the “I can’t breathe in a mask, COVID isn’t real” crowd