Oh my last rule was more to the point of when trying to open or remove something to never force it open or apart, lest you risk breaking or damaging the part. A small amount of effort should be okay, but if it still doesn’t “give”, look to see why (maybe you missed a screw or there is a latch or hook you missed).

But you’re absolutely right about Human/Mother Nature. It is what it is, and it’s usually better to work with it and not against it.

Another personal rule of mine: slow and steady win the race. It may take me three times as long to do something, but it’ll get done as correctly as I can do it.

Edit: and a third rule: never force anything.

My personal rule is to make sure it goes back together in better condition than when it came apart.

…some of its vodka seltzers were accidentally labeled as Celsius energy drinks.

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I edited my comment. But it looks like Grounded on Xbox according to Reddit.

The only game that comes to my mind with spiders, and voice to chat features, is Minecraft.

Edit: looks like Grounded on Xbox.

Discover, American Express, Diner’s Club, and the one that still rules them all, Cash. There are probably others, but Visa and Mastercard are the two largest.

Ok I’ll bite. What act?

I don’t ever remember any of those people crying about free speech. 2A maybe, but never free speech.

With musical guest Ozzy Osbourne, of course.

Did they stutter?

You’re much smarter than I am then. 🤣

Just wait until you start reading The Restaurant at the end of the Universe, and he starts talking about the Time Traveler’s Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations.

If you want a wild ride, read the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Not only will you reread the same sentence for over 40 minutes, it’ll never make a lick of sense. Ever.

That explains why moths never lay eggs on me. 😱

Goddamnit. You win.

~I am laughing to myself at a bar, by myself. I hope people are wondering what’s so damn funny.~

Yep. Not counting the time I spent in traffic, nor the gas it took to drive, today I spent $59 just for the privilege to do the same job I could’ve done at home. Tomorrow I don’t plan on forgetting my lunch, so that’ll save me $13.

Sounds like you should sub to !hq_memes@lemmy.world and let us degenerates have our slop. 🤣 😉

Steak so rare, it walks across the counter.