they just give you two pre-filled pouches with the paperwork.

Les Schwab did the same thing with braces and tires; they’d just give you some small bits of wire and squares and tell you to figure it out. it was too good a deal to pass up at the time.

unfortunately self-administering braces is harder than you’d think. I’ll never be able to eat like I used to 😔

great tires tho

If it’s steamed I’ll eat it all. Steam it like a good ham.

Down for some necking? 😍😍

are you suggesting Trump killed Dahmer, processed his carcass, and serves him for lunch?

“…mummy? daddy? why ever have you stopped copulating? is it my requests that sully your spark? I have more suggestions on how to proceed.”

“jfc with this girl, I’m never doing anal again”

“whatever you do, please don’t do what you did to give me my previous sister; sure she loved ponies and talked of ranches, but she also lived in great pain having her spine twisted 180 degrees and only being able to walk backwards. 😔 I still hear her screams in my darkest of dreams”

Our lives are in your hands and you have butterfingers?

You know I learned recently that it’s impossible to be outside long enough in some areas of the world to get your daily dose of vitamin D? Areas not as remote as you’d think!

—oh, right, politics. Uh, yeah no, Love is more powerful than hate, but sometimes it takes tough love to really suffocate the hate, y’know? Really put that pillow over the face and just… don’t…

…Seattle, for example! Can’t get enough sun in Seattle!

“Please the cities will collapse if you don’t come back!”

maybe tear down the office buildings and put up housing?

“N-no, office buildings only.”

You respond to my being vulnerable with pedantry?

With colon cancer stats these days, you can bring that number way down.

Likewise.

Unfortunately everything else I learned was ethereal and went away, and I’ve got a learning disability that really doesn’t like it when a new system is slightly different than a previous system I’d learned.

I was all in on .shtml (anything but php or css), Shockwave/Macromedia Director 7 and Bryce for graphics.

I could never get back into it using the mainstream stuff.

Any dregs of positive feeling I might’ve had for this are far overwritten by their passing that measure that guts voting rights to the senate.

I’d sooner use Frontpage.

Good job, pigs. 🤙

I’d go so hard for a woke Monopoly.

I mean I know it was originally woke as it was lampooning capitalism, but if they could push the lampooning harder, I’d be on it.

With T cells when the host gets hot at least it’s a sign the body is working against the infection.

…but uhhhh with humanity it’s just a sign the host is borked.

—I know the Earth will be fine and the analogy doesn’t work in that sense, but let me have this.

They don’t have Rings in the sewers, right? Free underground, secure tunnels.

Or you get an RC car rigged with a GoPro and paintball gun and get really good aiming.

“The wheels of justice turn slow.”

Well the wheels of fascism turn fast and this isn’t exactly a tortoise and hare situation.

Irony and satire both require critical thinking beyond the scope of what bigots are capable of because it requires them empathy enough to understand the author’s POV; namely that the author is not being literal with their words.