• doug@lemmy.today
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    11 hours ago

    “whatever you do, please don’t do what you did to give me my previous sister; sure she loved ponies and talked of ranches, but she also lived in great pain having her spine twisted 180 degrees and only being able to walk backwards. 😔 I still hear her screams in my darkest of dreams”

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      8 hours ago

      “and please not another religious sister who will go off and join a mission somewhere, you can do better dad”

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        3 hours ago

        “…mummy? daddy? why ever have you stopped copulating? is it my requests that sully your spark? I have more suggestions on how to proceed.”

        “jfc with this girl, I’m never doing anal again”