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They know what they did!

He goes to to opposite of what’s happening, when Texas was freezing he went to a hot place, so, if Texas is flooding, he’s going to Dubai.

Dumbass.

The cookie monster?

Try and find where my invisible friend went then hang out with them again.

The best way to celebrate his birthday is to forget it exists, like him.

Deep Throat 2: Balls Deep

This is gonna be one hell of a chapter to read in a history book.

Man, that app went from awesome to shitty really fucking quick.

Oh it’s true, it’s damn true.

This dumb fuck really though he could bomb Iran and it would bring peace to the middle east, you just gave Israel the ball and they’re gonna run with it.

He needs to go chill in a bunker.

APAP: All Politicians Are Pussies.

back when it was about how cool you could make your website, or how many gifs you could fit on your page before it ruined it, something I don’t think anyone succeeded in.

Yeah, I learnt a few things about the internet that day, you could make your own website and there were awesome weird websites out there, then my grandpa taught me about piracy, those two things lead me here.

I don’t know the date, but I know the first website I saw, the dude who setup our dial up tested it by showing us his late 90s website about accordions. it was glorious.