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What a way to make a living!

Currently I’m number 4, but after this joint I’ll be number 9.

You gotta hit the Devil’s food cake, that really takes the edge off.

What about party busses?

The Meta prison purse®™

Ohh really, it goes:

get fuck for real!
are you kidding me
10 bucks entrance
just to go and pee
you’ll be hearing
from my lawyer
you’re getting fired
where’s your manager
now I’m being arrested see
this is what happens when they charge a fee.

Get fucked! For real!

I kept seeing Coldplay memes and thought, hell yeah it’s talk shit about Coldplay week again!

I didn’t choose to be a dumbass, I was born a dumbass.

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

They’re boring, he’s a bit of a twat, they’ve been accessed of stealing songs, radio/tv/movies won’t stop playing them.

this is just why I hate Coldplay tho, feel free to share your own reasons why you hate Coldplay.

Nawwwwwww, so sad.

So, you’d help your friend cheat on their partner and still feel comfortable trusting them?

What budget are we working with, like what’s the most you’d be happy to spend on this?

Proving him right.

Ahhh my first attempt at getting high, it’s good to see you old friend.

Well he is an expert in sex trafficking minors.

I have a coupon for one free Ass To Mouth Waffle stick.

ahh shit, my bad, could I also get a large coke and a large fries with that as well?

Give me one Ass To Mouth Waffle Stick please.