Currently I’m number 4, but after this joint I’ll be number 9.
ssɐqɯnᗡ
I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, I’m also Aussie and will call you a cunt.
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You gotta hit the Devil’s food cake, that really takes the edge off.
What about party busses?
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Technology@lemmy.world•Smoking avatars and online games: how big tobacco targets young people in the metaverseEnglish16·5 days agoThe Meta prison purse®™
Ohh really, it goes:
get fuck for real!
are you kidding me
10 bucks entrance
just to go and pee
you’ll be hearing
from my lawyer
you’re getting fired
where’s your manager
now I’m being arrested see
this is what happens when they charge a fee.
Get fucked! For real!
I kept seeing Coldplay memes and thought, hell yeah it’s talk shit about Coldplay week again!
I didn’t choose to be a dumbass, I was born a dumbass.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto World News@lemmy.world•An American father who moved to Russia to avoid LGBTQ+ “indoctrination” is being sent to the front line against Ukraine despite being assured he would serve in a non-combat role.English17·8 days agoHahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
They’re boring, he’s a bit of a twat, they’ve been accessed of stealing songs, radio/tv/movies won’t stop playing them.
this is just why I hate Coldplay tho, feel free to share your own reasons why you hate Coldplay.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Technology@lemmy.world•Ex-Google CEO: Power Grid Crisis Could Kill AI's Next Big LeapEnglish13·9 days agoNawwwwwww, so sad.
So, you’d help your friend cheat on their partner and still feel comfortable trusting them?
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the largest object one can buy for the least amount of money?English4·9 days agoWhat budget are we working with, like what’s the most you’d be happy to spend on this?
Ahhh my first attempt at getting high, it’s good to see you old friend.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Rep. Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein filesEnglish34·11 days agoWell he is an expert in sex trafficking minors.
I have a coupon for one free Ass To Mouth Waffle stick.
ahh shit, my bad, could I also get a large coke and a large fries with that as well?
Give me one Ass To Mouth Waffle Stick please.
What a way to make a living!