Does that matter, given ICE doesn’t give a fuck about the law?

I wonder who Miller has lined up to replace him?

But … but literally nobody wants this. Nobody. Even the people who created it went home and gave themselves an uppercut.

Carl

But even when decent government returns, can we ever truly trust the US again, when they’re four years away from potentially electing another Trump (or someone even worse?)

To show people they give one.

I’m not gonna be happy if Albo makes us join the ‘Board of Peace’. But I honestly wonder if he has the ticker to turn Trump down. I’ve typically been a Labor voter, but Albanese’s been a thundering disappointment.

If he does, though, it’d be the perfect opportunity to start moving our trade away from the US. There’s always the Pine Gap carrot to dangle in front of the orange moron, too. Doesn’t wanna treat us with respect? No more 5 Eyes for Donny.

Let’s face it: There hasn’t been a war or ‘peacekeeping’ action we haven’t been dragged into by the US since we stopped getting dragged into them by England. With the exception of Bougainville, I suppose. China’s not interested in starting a war with a country that is happy to have trade with them. It’d ultimately be in our favour to distance ourselves from Trump.

Johnson’s day will come for his collaboration with Trump. It may take a few years to work its way through the courts after real leaders return to power, but he’ll eventually be wearing his favourite colour behind bars every day for the rest of his life: Trump’s Arsehole Orange.

So you say! You could be a shill for Big Bean!

CEOs: “You can’t just say you hate consumers, you have to show it as well!”

Who will Trump’s mob onsell them to?

Well, there’s something you don’t see every day.

Wow! I hope your neighbour’s wife isn’t home when he’s away, what, with a monster like that in the house. She’d be fucked!

The wet is the oil. The dry is the meat.

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RFK Jr-approved!

TIL plants aren’t alive.

Because if there’s one thing kids in gulags love, it’s being forced to do schoolwork.

Paint them rainbow.

Officer who shot the suspect - “I feared for my life because it was possible the suspect was sitting down, calmy drinking a warm beverage”.