That happens every day anyway.

He’s going to submit the plans in 2 weeks.

It’s the same shape, just reshaped

genius!

After the workers are finished, Mandy from Saxony comes home to see the result of the house renovation.
The entire floor is covered in white bread.
She shouts “What’s this? I wanted parquet flooring, not baguette flooring!”

(Parquet and Baguette are pronounced exactly the same in Saxonian dialect)

My Plague Inc run is finally going as planned.

And in true German fashion, they privatized it only half-way, combining the disadvantages of a privately run enterprise with the drawbacks of a state-owned company.

As a systems administrator, I’ll not worry about users taking over my job as long as Citrix exists.

My guess is it was about who has the longest one.

Mercator really starts to shine when you rotate it by 90 degrees.

Fun fact: Whether North or South are “up” on a map is also completely arbitrary.