A crusty cum sock on a stick would have been an amazing president compared to what you have now

You’d think that in a country with that many guns, they’d be a bit more careful with pulling all this traitorous shit

It’s okay, this text showed me how it’d feel to be dyslexic

As it turns out, the emergence and popularization of Zoos during the Victorian era was largely driven by the work conducted at the Royal Institute for Volumetric Measurements in London.

Similarly the expansion of the British empire was mostly driven by the need to find ever larger exotic animals in order to establish comparative volumetric weights for the ever larger ships and constructions of that era.

“25.678 standard volume foxes”, was starting to become a bit unwieldy when describing a cargo vessel’s size.

One standard volume giraffe of course, i.e. the volume in m³ an average giraffe would fill (at room temperature and sea level), when passed through a blender. And then half of that

So like … Swim goggles will suffocate my eyes? 😦

Happy Holopeve!

install.sh

#!/bin/sh
echo "compiling and running this mess is left as an  exercise to the reader."

Not before having some poor craftsman apply gold leaf to it of course

Also “Trump 2028”…they mean one of his shitty kids, right?

Right??

So many things to unravel…the gaudy style in the white house, his literal display cases of merch, showing his cringy ass merch to other world leaders like some toddler showing their newest Lego contraption to daddy 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Next stop BBC

Oh I see! Yeah the p12 cert solution would obviously be vulnerable to the “grandma attack”

But it seems weird, because all of us in the EU should have to implement the eIDAS directive right, and our implementation of an eID here in Germany at least is an NFC interface on our national identity cards. So any phone with NFC can be the reader.

If I wanna do my taxes, I touch my ID to my phone, enter my PIN and get logged in.

Granted…that’s still a pretty fucked up “auth flow” for when I wanna watch porn 😅

For the first part of the question: I have to think/find a specific protocol to verify my intuition…

For the second part of the question: no that is not possible. Cryptographic material is stored in a Smartcard/secure platform module which (in simple terms) means the key material can’t be extracted. So you always have to be physically in possession of the ID card/device with digital wallet in order to use it. Further you have to know a PIN or be able to present some biometric features to

So yeah a smart kid can nick their grannies ID, find out her PIN or socially engineer her into providing biometric features. But it would only be valid for that one attestation.

It wouldn’t even be half bad…if they used the technology available to us and implemented it as zero knowledge proofs, where your ID cryptographically attests that you are a certain age without disclosing any other info.

But they don’t. Because it’s not about age, it’s about identity and surveillance

Nooo don’t! It’s snow crash 😱

Ah yes, Firebase. The Google version of leaking all your company data through a public S3 bucket

I remember when they launched and started pushing it in the Android dev community. Actually won a Google Pixel at a Firebase sponsored hackathon in my town…after that I never touched Firestore again. Using that ACL language to restrict access, you could see the massive foot gun from a mile away

Aaah classic. Forgot to prefix it with:“this is not financial advice”

Another Harambe event has disturbed our timeline…