Hipsters were into overpriced coffee since before it was cool.

• Jaqen Hagar

Oh, it was topical? I hadn’t seen that story.

It’ll be the one with the slow UI and you click the button and it doesn’t change so you click it 10 more times and just before the 10th one it changes and you click on something you didn’t mean to.

Slowing you down is the main benefit!

It helps you to keep more brain time on solving the actual problem, and less on boring syntax crap. Of course, then it gets the syntax crap wrong and you need to waste a lot of time fixing it.

No, Songs In The Key Of Life was Stevie Wonder, not Coldplay.

I don’t know about xmonad, but let’s assume Randall knows everything.

Half Life 3 confirmed!

Usually sounds like Jay, from Jay and Silent Bob.

Cannot understand this point of view at all. Surely you go with the lesser of two evils?

Why? Because the sky’s so high. You’ll marry in June/July.

Passports are such a scam

Headmaster: Well… Well… Well, it’s all got to do with the library, you see. We’ve had a lot of trouble recently with boys taking out library books without library cards. Your son was caught, and I administered a beating, during which he died. But you’ll be glad to know… You’ll be glad to know that the ringleader was caught, so I don’t think we’ll be having any trouble with library discipline. You see, the library card system…

Mr Perkins: I’m sorry…

Headmaster: …was…

Mr Perkins: You beat my son to death?

Headmaster: Yes, yes, so it would seem. Please, I’m not used to being interrupted. You see, the library card system was introduced…

Mr Perkins: Well, exactly what happened?

Headmaster: Well, apparently, boys were just slipping into the library and taking the books!

Mr Perkins: No, during the beating!

Legba would like to know already knows your location.

Narrowed it down to a single planet.

Welease Bwian!

I have a feeling these binoculars are not actually broken. It’s just that Calvin is an idiot and thinks they are.