Scrungo

[Insert Golden Bender Statue Here]

“REMEMBER ME”

Lion King rules, bay-beeeeee

“Slimy, yet satisfying”

Local offices, sure, but really you can blame the gerrymandering and electoral college. Voters just decide the popular vote, nothing more.

YTKND (You’re the Knight now, Dragon)

Had someone fire a gun at myself and 2 friends for doing this when we were teenagers. No vandalism, no destruction, just knocking on the door (friend happened to bang particularly fast and hard while screaming “Satan Loves You”) and hightailing it. I also live in the south, so guns a-blazin’, I guess.

I’ve also been threatened with a gun and other acts of violence for dressing in all black and not believing in some bullshit god. Police have also been called on me for sitting in front of the mall in my trenchcoat while waiting on my ride as a teen. And I’ve had a cop train a gun on me while my friends and I were goofin’ around in their backyard.

I went to the dentist for the first time in my 35 years on this planet. Didn’t go last year after one of my molars randomly broke because it didn’t hurt. Went earlier this month because the molar below it was bleeding and there was pus. I now no longer have wisdom teeth, still have that broken tooth, and am 1400 in debt for an extraction. I make 1200 take home on a good month. Love that.

All this to say, keep taking care of your teeth and hope you don’t randomly get an infection.