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Basically everyone building their own house.

This comes to mind first

In 1998 also the movie Pi was released that also has spirals.

I want my farts to smell especially pleasant and take people to their happiest childhood memories.

Not just headlights.

When they design new roads they now use a bigger spacing between streetlights, because LEDs have wider optics. That still doesn’t guarantee they will install lights with wider optics. Some moron installs lights with optics that are meant to be used as an alternative light source in the old system with narrower spacing.

End result is a light level that constantly flickers between pitch black and celestial might when you drive on it.

Everything Disney is involved with.

Oh, so that’s why they look at me funny

Till tomorrow when they announce that it is a “framework” of a deal.

Wait. Foreign nation bombed the shit out of you and you are not in war?

Don’t know Brazilian law, but here distributing alcohol to that platform would be illegal.

Can restaurants sell alcohol as a takeaway in Brazil? If so, it would be hard to forbid that, unless you have a law about drinking in public outside restaurant premises.

Sex slave island is not a place where you DATE.

That’s how I wanna go. Through a cheese grader to a centrifuge.

*wipes a tear

There are geographical differences, but in most places their upkeep is expensive and they are mostly used for racing or as beasts of burden. They don’t need much health problems to loose their worth and go to the butchers real easy.

Modern horses usually have a short rough life and they are sent to the sausage factory from slightest joint ache. Luckiest end up in some petting farm.

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I’m guessing that current forms of societies that recognise dollars only last two centuries at most.

Nothing good old Big Mac can’t handle with some corn syrup cola.

The wheel and circular geometry are relatively new Inventions.

Best health doctors have ever seen.

It’s fascinating how Trumps diplomacy combines “one trick pony”, “one pump chump” and back and forth motion of a locomotive piston.

It’s like an engine of stupid.