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Cake day: June 11th, 2024

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  • You want a Type-1, made to keep an unconscious adult on their back with their head out of the water for an extended period of time. I use type 3 when I canoe on the lake. I’m not a whitewater enthusiast. The type 1 are made for offshore shit where the person might be knocked out when they fall off the boat.

    But yeah, in a flash flood it’s only going to keep you on top. Probably get smashed by a tree or a car or something. Best to stay out of floodwater.

    edit: but better a type 3 or even a ring than nothing. If I was in a hurricane or flash flood situation I’d rather have a type 1



  • “I’m not trying to be overdramatic here. I’m just being honest with you. I look at this as practically a death sentence,” Santos told Tucker Carlson during an interview. “I’m not built for this.”

    On social media, his recent musings have sometimes taken a dark turn.

    “I’m heading to prison, folks and I need you to hear this loud and clear: I’m not suicidal. I’m not depressed. I have no intentions of harming myself, and I will not willingly engage in any sexual activity while I’m in there,” he said on X. “If anything comes out suggesting otherwise, consider it a lie … full stop.”

    Oh buddy. The other prisoners are not going to kill you and from this statement you’re going to be very popular. You’ll be fine. Soups and herring for days.