there’s simply no way to address this issue without coming off as either a luddite or a loon. i’ll leave it at that, lest i start honking

i, too, am a mosquito

and i won’t hatch unless you spin it in a bowl of water

i’m really disappointed at the lack of appreciation for my stellar sense of humour.

sonny, you’ve kissed my wire

…baby, my heart’s on fire!

I didn’t consider the drum circle angle - completely apt

internet is fun. and i really don’t know what i’m replying to.

it was covid lockdown. i don’t think i was the only one who skipped the odd laundry day.

this was a whole different thing, though. i’d already lived here (i’m still in the same place) for three years without any issues. i’m not neurotic, but i do try to keep my place clean.

or at least i thought i did…

these roaches taught me so much. to this day, i still keep my organic waste in a bag in my freezer. i got rid of my coffee machine and switched to instant - explaining why would probably make you sick. i never leave dishes to “soak” any more.

i’m telling you, it got bad. really bad. i talked to the super, and she said that someone moved in who ‘was from a different part of the world and is used to roaches’. like, what? it got to the point where i always had a fly swatter in one had and a bottle of windex in the other. i was killing 20-30 by hand every night. they weren’t coming over for food; they were so bad at the other apartment that they were coming there to scope a new place to live.

i’ve got to say that life is a lot easier these days as a linux evangelist now that valve is changing gaming in such a monumental way. the memes are real: he really is a saviour.

(and i’m more of a spaceballs guy)

not to the roaches… i learned that the hard way a few years ago.

during covid, i left a couple of cases of empty bottles on my kitchen floor and didn’t think anything of them for a month or so. that’s how i found out my neighbors had cleanliness issues, and the roaches found out they had a new place next door to terrorize. horrible experience - don’t keep your empties in your apartment.

bring back geocities!

aww, come on, i really liked wearing that hat

i did not know until now that we have a movie night. how do i get notified of future movie nights?

is that the “red wave” they’ve been warning us about?

SOMETIMES A CHECKMATE IS JUST SO FUCKING POETIC.

Butters: weiners out!

now it’s reposting it all over the place. honey, i think we should call the vet.

DO IT