With mystery games (at least some of the time) the player character needs to learn the details too.

Something about this just tickles my brain right

Easily fixed with a screenshot of a faked Elon tweet about Eth being so undervalued right now.

Drop that shit on r/wallstreetbets and sell about 30 minutes later.

While youre at it could you whip me up a post-scarcity fully-automated utopia real quick?

Yeah you can see that with trans people. They’ve always been in kind of danger, and the easy target for the butt of a joke, but they’ve become a political target seemingly out of nowhere.

I think its the same phenomena as why there are suddenly so many LGBT people around. In the past, such traits were punishable.

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I always worry about this. Ive got some specific non-vanilla stuff that I didnt ask for and cant change. Lucky for me its nothing illegal or harmful, just non-standard.

It could just as easily have been the bad.

Pardon me?

I cant tell what youre doing

10 points.

Get out there and earn some more!

Guaranteed. We can only hope they face justice too. The more, the bigger, the better.

Never mind that abxy business what the hell happened to Start and Select!?

I know those buttons no longer do what theyre named after, but neither does rewinding a video or hanging up a phone.

That makes a lot of sense. They just decided “screw it. Westerns read backwards so like yeah probably everything else is backwards too?”

Its brought in for safety reasons, all very valid and worthwhile, and 2 weeks later theyre watching the cameras live and giving pilots disciplinary meetings for drinking water on company time.

You can still identify children online. A/S/L never fails

Tell me you explain this to your new neighbours.

“So what brings you here? Work? Family?” “Chilli supply.”

Countries like actual landmasses with coordinates and stuff? I don’t think that was ever really in question.

Being black on a Friday night (technically a misdemeanor)

Im not happy about it either, its forced development to stop looking at how to make a game fun and start looking at how to maximise player retention. Which means hijacking weaknesses in our psyche.

I like to think Im immune to it, but I still get turned off a game pretty quick when you load it up and you have to make it past 4 or 5 popups telling you what’s new in the store.