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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Lemme guess her name is Vasquez and she also smokes cigars and is a smartass to everyone.

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      But she’s also just one of the boys because she’s a misogynistic lesbian.

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        She grew up with 4 brothers, which is why she can throw Mankind off Hell in the Cell and plummet 16ft through the announcer’s table.

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          God as my witness she will split me in half.

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        Have you ever been confused for a man?

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          No, have you?

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            boisterous laughter from all the guys

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          Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.

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          deleted by creator

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      Her father was a decorated Martian War vet, who everyone knows and is regarded for some reason as one of the most important people history.

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        Her father was the first one to fuck a Martian

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          Nah, that was me.

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      StarBuck from Battlestar

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        Katee is cheating

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        Dirk Benedict had a normal haircut (for the 70s)

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      Shit I thought it was Christy Mack

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