Ain’t nothing touched my nethers in six months weren’t run on batteries
Agent641, I can NOT hear this!
Private Vasquez would like a word.
…your foster parents are dead…
Lemme guess her name is Vasquez and she also smokes cigars and is a smartass to everyone.
But she’s also just one of the boys because she’s a misogynistic lesbian.
She grew up with 4 brothers, which is why she can throw Mankind off Hell in the Cell and plummet 16ft through the announcer’s table.
God as my witness she will split me in half.
Have you ever been confused for a man?
No, have you?
boisterous laughter from all the guys
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.
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Her father was a decorated Martian War vet, who everyone knows and is regarded for some reason as one of the most important people history.
StarBuck from Battlestar
Katee is cheating
Dirk Benedict had a normal haircut (for the 70s)
Shit I thought it was Christy Mack
For anybody wondering:
Yes and Christie Mack.
Not so funfact: i believe her boyfriend was the guy who punched himself over tcp/ip. Not fun because he punched her too on a different occasion.
I need answers. What is the tcp/ip part? Like are we talking Transmission Control Protocol / Internet Protocol?Punching oneself seems like a crazy concept to begin with, but adding the tcp/ip is very confusing. “Over tcp/ip” as in “because of it”? Or are we speaking cardinal directions - he was physically above something running tcp/ip? Or is it “over tcp/ip” as in that he broadcasted it?
No
He called himself “war machine” and was the exact type of loser that you imagine he is.
She broke up with him because of his violence, she started dating, the guy got in het house, best up het date and then beat her to an inch of her life. Had she not escaped, she would have been dead
Friend of mine is a friend of her and he testified in her court case against that human shit stain, so I had some more interest in it
Most people have the weird “she is a porn actress so she had it coming” thing, i just think that violence is never okay, no matter who the victim is.
Most people have the weird “she is a porn actress so she had it coming” thing, i just think that violence is never okay, no matter who the victim is.
Jeez, like everyone watches porn … they really feel like they’re not human don’t they? people can be terrible
Yeah, he punched her. Among other things.
Mack began a relationship with mixed martial artist War Machine (born Jonathan Koppenhaver) in 2013. She says Koppenhaver became physically abusive toward her a few months later. The relationship ended sometime before August 2014, when Mack and her then-boyfriend Corey Thomas were assaulted by Koppenhaver in her Las Vegas home. Mack sustained eighteen broken bones, a broken nose, missing teeth, a fractured rib, a ruptured liver, and a thigh bruise that made her unable to walk for a week. Mack says Koppenhaver also attempted to rape her at knifepoint, but was unable to maintain an erection. Koppenhaver was later found guilty of sexual assault and kidnapping and sentenced to life in prison with a possibility of parole after thirty-six years.
Fighting sports and CTE addled domestic abusers, name a more iconic combo.
Cops and small town racism
Cops and big city racism
I remember that. At the time, I was dating a girl who was a bit obsessed with Christy Mack, so she was pretty shook up. Of course, I responded “Some guy called War Machine is a massive asshole? I am SHOCKED.” Apparently that was not the right answer.
Some guy called Lord Smegma used humour at an inappropriate time? I am smegged
that is a draconian punishment for an obscene crime. i’m not saying it doesn’t fit, but damn. only times i see judges give sentences beyond 20 is when the defendant goes out of their way to piss off the judge.
just committing this crime is enough to piss me off, which is reason alpha i don’t have the temperament to be a judge, but the extreme sentence gives me the feeling perpetrator must have been intransigent, incorrigible, showed no recognizance or remorse, stuff like that throughout the entire trial. Had a lawyer who repeatedly (to the point it appeared intentional) ignored court rules and procedures. represented himself. sovcit bullshit. stuff like that.
Holy fuck.
How do you punch yourself over tcp/ip?
I mean, sometimes I jerk off over tcp/ip, but I assume that’s different.
Guys, calm down. The “tcp/ip” comment was clearly an autocorrect error.
How did he punch himself over the internet? I can only imagine a boxing glove with an API.
Yeah, I’m confused as well
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Great true crime episode about mentioned boyfriend ‘warmachine’ https://youtu.be/j3PLLOreTLY
Wait what… punched himself over tcp/ip? Like… because of?
I too am so confused what tcp/ip has to do with this
Maybe it’s a layer 8 problem
Maybe he was in TCP the drug. Not sure what IP could be haha
Over as in above. He suspended himself from the ceiling à la Mission Impossible, hovered over a desk with tcp/ip on it, and punched himself.
How do you put TCP/IP on a desk? Not the words or the letters, like what that actually stands for.
You have to mix it with a gel to prevent evaporation. It will last several hours like that - plenty long enough to punch yourself over it.
Lmao I tried searching what else tcp/ip could mean. I gave up after the 5th page of search results. Even ddg’s ai couldn’t come up with an answer.
And if she’s a badass space smuggler, she gets aviator goggles on her forehead.
Still can’t hold a candle to Dizzy.
Read that as Barbie, still checks out
I love this cut
So does her girlfriend.
Not as much as I do
