Dammit…I was going to make a similar joke! Except I was going to make it WAAAAY more creepy, weird and jntense intense by describing the feeling of kneeling bent over in front of your sun window, one hand jerkin that cock, the other hsnd wrist deep in your butthole massaging the prostate, just in time to squirt all over your own face.
All while knowing that you’re doing this in the sunwindow. Knowing your neighbors can see you the whole time.
But noooooo! You had to make the joke first! Hmmph!
Self-love is free tho. Just use your hands. 🤷🏻♂️
Dammit…I was going to make a similar joke! Except I was going to make it WAAAAY more creepy, weird and jntense intense by describing the feeling of kneeling bent over in front of your sun window, one hand jerkin that cock, the other hsnd wrist deep in your butthole massaging the prostate, just in time to squirt all over your own face.
All while knowing that you’re doing this in the sunwindow. Knowing your neighbors can see you the whole time.
But noooooo! You had to make the joke first! Hmmph!
Yours would have been better, but timing is everything.