I believe that’s Johnny Gash
“I… got… gashed by an exposed piece of wire…”
“I’m cut in half real bad Dewey!”
Uncle Fester
That’s the sort of thing that starts talking to the protagonist in a dark-comedy/horror movie that takes a turn for the existential and depressing near the end.
… basically, whatever you name it or it names itself, DO NOT TAKE ITS ADVICE
I have had thoughts of the film How to Get Ahead in Advertising
Sure let’s do that in last name, first name format:
Hospital, Trip
Slash
Scarface
No matter how you call him, do not listen to what he says.
Malcolm, since it’s in the middle.
Hubert
Finguy McStabby
It looks like the cat from the Real Housewives/Cat meme. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/woman-yelling-at-a-cat
Tetanuir
Ghastly
Do you want to know how I got these scars?
Funny, story.
Well, he’s not candy.
