Everybody named Flippy, stand up!
I believe that’s Johnny Gash
“I… got… gashed by an exposed piece of wire…”
“I’m cut in half real bad Dewey!”
That’s the sort of thing that starts talking to the protagonist in a dark-comedy/horror movie that takes a turn for the existential and depressing near the end.
… basically, whatever you name it or it names itself, DO NOT TAKE ITS ADVICE
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Uncle Fester
Scarface
Slash
Sure let’s do that in last name, first name format:
Hospital, Trip
No matter how you call him, do not listen to what he says.
Finguy McStabby
Malcolm, since it’s in the middle.
It looks like the cat from the Real Housewives/Cat meme. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/woman-yelling-at-a-cat
Ghastly
Hubert
Do you want to know how I got these scars?
Funny, story.
Pinky
Especially since this is NOT a pinky finger. Characters with built-in conflict make for better stories. Watch out for Pinky.
