TheImpressiveX@piefed.socialM to movies@piefed.socialEnglish · 15 days ago‘Moana’ Could Lose at Least $100 Million in Theaters. Does Disney Need to Rethink Its Live-Action Remakes?variety.comexternal-linkmessage-square37linkfedilinkarrow-up1117 cross-posted to: tvmovies@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·15 days agoThey should give us live action remakes, but R-rated. Beauty and the Bestiality: No Ass is Safe. Moana: All Grown Up. The Incredibles: Come for the Milf. Bambi’s Revenge. The Iron Giant Dong. Lady and the Tramp.
minus-squareroofuskit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·15 days agoI can’t help but feel like this entire comment was just so you could drop that last one.
minus-squareGrass@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-214 days agoI picture it like cats the movie (idk if the visuals of the characters are the same in stage version) but dogs
minus-squarenibbler@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·14 days agoRelated: in most of Europe, moana is called vaiana. Moana is the protected brand/name of some porn actress. So go find “Moana: all grown up”, there is a chance it exists already 😋
minus-squareMaven (famous)@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·14 days agoThe Iron Giant wasnt Disney but actually Warner Bros. (Though it was made by Brad Bird who is most known for his work at Disney)
minus-squareyessikg@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·13 days agoIf Disney had hired Guillermo Del Toro for the Beauty and the Beast remake, we would have had a masterpiece a la The Shape of Water
They should give us live action remakes, but R-rated.
Beauty and the Bestiality: No Ass is Safe.
Moana: All Grown Up.
The Incredibles: Come for the Milf.
Bambi’s Revenge.
The Iron Giant Dong.
Lady and the Tramp.
I can’t help but feel like this entire comment was just so you could drop that last one.
I picture it like cats the movie (idk if the visuals of the characters are the same in stage version) but dogs
Release the butthole cut!
Related: in most of Europe, moana is called vaiana. Moana is the protected brand/name of some porn actress.
So go find “Moana: all grown up”, there is a chance it exists already 😋
The Iron Giant wasnt Disney but actually Warner Bros. (Though it was made by Brad Bird who is most known for his work at Disney)
If Disney had hired Guillermo Del Toro for the Beauty and the Beast remake, we would have had a masterpiece a la The Shape of Water
The Iron Giant isn’t Disney.