They found Saddam
After his mandatory brainworm injection, Tom became a productive member of the Trump administration.
RFK Jr and ACIP Claims Autism Cure by “Extracting Negative Brain Fluids”
“I accidentally let a joe rogan clip play, please remove the part of my brain that remembers it”
“I’m injecting the update now; you should be getting the new Emojis in just a moment.”
Squirtology has come a long way. Yes, the old squirt applications such as that of seamen are still just as relevant today as they were on the first squirting event. Now we squirt all sorts of things for fun and profit!
“Ronnie would never listen to facts, so they filled his head with silicone.”
Topping up my sigma fluid
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Isn’t this just earwax removal?
It may be caloric reflex testing. That would explain the goggles. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caloric_reflex_test
I have a special syringe for this. I had impacted ear wax a few years ago and I went to urgent care to get it rinsed. Turns out my other ear was also impacted, just not as bad. After the rinse, I could hear in 3D. I felt like I shouldn’t have been allowed to drive home because it felt like I was on acid it was so overwhelming. On the drive home I heard a crappy Honda with a bad exhaust drive by and I was scream-laughing at how visceral it was.
Now I rinse regularly in the shower and don’t get to have free acid trips :(
