• NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    “Everyone knows what happens when you drop fourteen 30,000 pound bombs perfectly on their targets: total obliteration”

    Except… you dropped those bombs on a facility designed to be protected from those very specific bombs.

    Next up:

    Police officer wearing bullet proof vest obliterated by 9mm subsonic round. “Everyone knows what happens when you get shot! Death!”

    Police Officer: uhhh hey I’m still alive here.