• Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world
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      7 days ago

      It was post coitus with a partner. We had a new puppy and decided to let it hop in the bed with us. My penis moved slightly while still semi erect and the dog chomped it real quick probably thinking it was a toy. And now I will never let a dog in my bed again while naked. Lesson learned.

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        7 days ago

        I’m sure there are mistakes I’m prone to that you’re not, but I don’t think that was ever going to be one of them.

        I guess dogs have instincts and puppies don’t have a lot more in the way of sense than that. Hope it healed up ok.

        How widely known is this story amongst your friends and family?