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minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.ukcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-29 days agoWho cares, lie. Tell them your grandma has diarrhea, tell them you had a baby and it already has jury duty. They know the score
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·9 days agoI’m drinking with my grandma’s baby, who has diarrhea.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 days agoI’m drinking my grandma’s baby’s diarrhea.
minus-squareRekorse@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 days agoA good manager wouldn’t ask for an excuse.
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 days ago“My baby has jury duty.” Sweet! I’m off the hook.
Who cares, lie. Tell them your grandma has diarrhea, tell them you had a baby and it already has jury duty. They know the score
I’m drinking with my grandma’s baby, who has diarrhea.
I’m drinking my grandma’s baby’s diarrhea.
A good manager wouldn’t ask for an excuse.
“My baby has jury duty.”
Sweet! I’m off the hook.