• HaveAnotherTacoPDX@lemmy.today
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    4 days ago

    Funny, he never gave me any orders. I used to take my orders from a chicken named Jack, but these days they come from the frogs. Because they are too strong when they’re together, y’know.

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    6 days ago

    That guy owes me money! According to MAGA, the only reason any of us is resisting is because we’re being paid. I’ve been fighting the Right for decades, and I’ve never seen a penny, he owes me a bunch.

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      6 days ago

      Fun fact, in the Epstein files it shows Moot, founder of 4-Chan met with Epstein and made /pol the very next day, the politics forum that saw the revival of centralized neo-nazism and racism on the internet.

      There is a lot of evidence pointing to the idea that Epstein and a multitude of other right-wing figures, along with various international groups, have deliberately been working to sabotage democracy since the 2000’s and this entire societal decay in the US was planned. Even the seeding of Q-anon as misdirection.

      • Kristell@herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol
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        I remain unconvinced that it’s since the 2000s, mostly because this shit started in '81 at the latest. If you blame any modern societal problem on Reagan, you will almost always be right, at least in USAmerican

  • Aljernon@lemmy.today
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    Wow, what (not) a surprise. All those terrorism and surveillance laws passed after 9/11 were exactly as much a bad idea as people who didn’t hate muslims were warning them to be.

  • Formfiller@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    I can tell you for certain that dude won’t be experiencing “the male loneliness epidemic”

  • fodor@lemmy.zip
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    7 days ago

    No, they got it wrong. It was me! I am the leader! Don’t believe the feds, those lying pigs.

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      7 days ago

      *Johnathan Tifa

      Edit: came back from the article, his second name is actually Jonathan lol. He must be the son of our former legendary leader Mary Ann Tifa.

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    7 days ago

    It’s good to see more trumpian competence in action…

    Twenty-nine year old Chandler Patey has been regularly protesting outside his local ICE facility in South Portland for months, offering up his apartment to fellow protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray, according to local news.

    To the Department of Homeland Security, “he is the leader of Antifa in Portland, OR.”

    Elementary my dear epstein.

    BTW, sounds like a fucking legend. I hope I am so good when the bullshit arrives where I am.

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      offering up his apartment to fellow protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray

      Wow what a terrorist! When other citizens walk in with pepper spray on them he lets them wash it off?

      I bet he and his co-conspirators were involved with the undcheduled shut down of the Orphan Crushing Machine too!