He’s already figured out a solution.

He’s smart enough to blame you for the food that fueled the fart.

Dog wanted to share the joy of fetching with you. Excellent manners.

Pete says we’re clean on OPSEC, just keep him away from the liquor cabinet.

Trump Advocates Constitutional Overthrow.

They’re just patriotically extending their patrol to the seabed.

Gotta launder what you can when you can, it’s expensive to keep covering up for all the pedophiles in the organization (unless you have the FBI doing it for you on the taxpayers’ dime). It raises some eyebrows when you just walk into a bank carrying hundreds of millions of dollars in gold that mysteriously disappeared about 80 years ago.

If you run two on the same machine so it’s interacting with itself, is that some form of masturbation? If so, is running one (or both) in VMs like sitting on your hand until it goes numb for The Stranger?

OP has lossed the plot.

Hey national guard, how about that criminal right there? Can’t miss him, he’s bright orange and is currently using the Constitution to wipe his ass.

Must’ve moved it out of the children’s section quick to get the picture before it turned to “Flaccid”.

The CIA assassinated one of those weird collectible dolls? Maybe there’s something to the hype after all.

Fiddling around with their points is what got them in this mess, have they learned nothing?

Pro-death party does pro-death things.

Gentlemen…

That sounds like a whopper.

Fucking duh, the guy wasn’t even born yet.

That makes sense, being up in the mountains makes a lot of other things seem flat by comparison.

Oops, I found the wrong tablet and invented Mormonism instead. Sorry.

They’re good dogs, Brent.