No, left one is better for not becoming fat.

Not sure if joking…

Seconded :) why stress out over missed flights - if it’s the airlines fault, they will also rebook you & get you a hotel if needed. Happens…

Try İstanbul airports - especially Sabiha Gökçen. They are really fast.

Rushing to get out past the people in rows between you and the exit makes the suffocation last longer for everyone, though.

So? Decelerate your life a bit.

Ahahah. Not their style to lie and betray people for profit? Get out!

When you order your Matrix from Wish…

it’s actually comparably primitive algorithms, with shitloads of lookup tables, for lack of a better analogy. And some grammar filters on top…

So the original version claims reading shrinks boobs and booty? That’s not the smartest advertisement for reading…

Don’t forget the late fees. So late fees + full replacement value, to easily fund the 3 copies.

To be fair: it’s a great tool for scamming people (think ransomware) :/

ouch. I never made that comparison, but that is on point.

also we got hacked, you lost all your bipcoins sorry

aaaaaaaaand - it’s gone!

Did you just say use the words “useful” and “bitcoin” in the same sentence? o_O

Not like Luigi is in any of the above pictures…

Removed by mod

My bad, I should have read the error better (although I could have sworn it was complaining about javascript before, I probably misremember): The actual error is

Missing feature Cookies

Still, that is on default settings…

Dunno, it is th duckduckgo browser for Android (from F-Droid store) on default settings that failed to access…

Website written by an asshole tho - crawler protection that excludes browsers without javascript enabled.