If all things were the same, but it was men who fell pregnant and gave birth, abortion clinics would be so standard they’d be on every corner, like McDonald’s. In fact, it’d be a sign of status to go to one.

Male 1: “I’m just off to the abortion clinic real quick.”

Male 2: “Oh nice, King. You’ve been busy.”

Male 1 leaves.

Male 3: “He’s so cool.”

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    Did you know grey hyenas have a matriarchal society? Females are more aggressive, dominant and hold different social status to males. They aren’t less horrible than patriarchal hyenas.

    The problem isn’t the males or the females. It’s that they’re hyenas.

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      And they give birth through a pseudo penis that is torn apart.

      I don’t think it brings anything useful to the conversation, but it is an interesting fact.

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      You’re way behind. That’s why laws approved are no longer named after what they really do. Who decides that a specific law harms a specific population? The same people approving them… So… Yeah.

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        What? No. Laws are never named after what they do, they’re named HR#### or something. Acts are nicknamed, like Obamacare or the PATRIOT act, but they’ve always been political and not descriptive.

        And the people who write the laws are not the same people who “approve” them, in theory.

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      I don’t see hyenas oppressing one another through systems of well orchestrated indoctrination. They may just nibble each other once in a while.

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        If men gave birth, then nothing else would be the same.

        The systems of oppression that exist were created for a reason. Evil reasons, but reasons none the less. It’s not random.

        There is a reason hunter/gatherer societies tend to be more egalitarian, and agricultural societies tend to be less egalitarian, and it isn’t because farming turns people evil and misogynistic.

        Furthermore, abortion was largely accepted until increased birthrates were required for the needs of empire. Despite the arguments being religious in nature against abortion, the original drivers for outlawing it were non-religous.

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    This would be such an extreme warping of reality that it’s essentially impossible to make any assumptions about what it would entail like this. You know the joke about a time traveller moving a rock? Yeah, that times a million.

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    You never see legislation on condoms.

    Just birth control.

    When it’s a man’s choice it’s uncontested.

    But a woman shouldn’t have the same autonomy.

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      Not here but in Africa the Catholic Church pushed for total bans on birth control, condoms included, official in some places and socially in others. The result was huge spikes in HIV across swaths of Africa.

      Also don’t be surprised if there is eventually a ban on all both control, not because of actual theocratic desire, but because billionaires don’t want us to have any. Deep down they know LLMs will not lead to AI powerful enough to replace all workers, like they were hoping for a few years back, so they know they need human slaves. They use evangelical idiocy to spur up theocratic chuds and convince the masses, they’re one of them. But these assholes have no set ethics or morals, good or bad, just greed and powerlust.

      I bet they are planning all sorts of ways to force us to have future slaves for them. Not saying it will work, I think population decline is unavoidable and not that bad tbh, but they will absolutely try.

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        I know project 2025 has plans for forcing teenage girls to have pregnancy.

        Which is illogical even by their standards as babies more likely to be still born and premature from teenage mothers. And pregnant teen girls more likely to have complications resulting in death and permanent sterility.

        We gotta get rid of these insane psychopaths before they destroy the planet and everything on it.

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    It’s not that simple and I say that as a woman. It’s about ownership of the idea that having kids is a “right” even if no one likes you enough to want to carry your genes forward, putting health and body at risk to make it so. In addition to the lifelong commitment childbearing requires.

    The fact that you have to take some degree of ownership of another human being to treat childbirth this way is obscene, but here we are. Roe fell.

    It’s more about entitlement. I can’t conceive of doing the same in reverse positions.

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      Not to mention that it’s also about agency. Abortion restrictions or criminalisation is a matter of exerting control over people with a uterus.

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    In year 2000 poll, percentage of pro-choice people was 49% among both men and women. In 2006 it was 51% for both. Since 1995 and until 2020, the difference never exceeded 8%, peaking at 20% in 2025 correlating with political polarisation, with year 2010 men responding more pro-choice than women respondents by 5% (47% vs. 42%)‡.

    Partisan divide was always more influential than the gender one, with pro-choice stance being 47% less popular among republican women than among democratic women; 42% gap for R/D men in 2020–2021 poll‡. If cisgender men could give birth, it wouldn’t have more influence on their abortion stance than overall political beliefs.

    ‡ Gender Gaps on Abortion Reach Historic Highs | Gallup, June 2025

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    No, there wouldn’t be.

    The policy would be the same, because the issue of abortion makes the two ruling parties way too much money to make it worth legalizing or banning completely. Hell, when the leak of the Roe repeal occurred, Democrats raked in $80,000,000 alone. A cool $80,000,000 and all they had to do was pretend to care about abortion by making a tweet or something.

    OP is incorrect.

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    If men bore the children then women would have to do the sexual pursuing. The human race would quickly die out.

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      I wonder if maybe women would have more time and energy to do the actual pursuing then, instead of being sidelined, oppressed, saddled with the labor of care work which is necessary for the continuation of the human race. Are you saying birthing men wouldn’t take on that care work?

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      And I dare to venture a guess that trans men who get pregnant likely have much more shit to deal with than cis women.

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      I went to a pro-choice march in my city and made a sign that said

      “If men could get pregnant
      You’d get abortions
      With your oil change”

      And I feel like that makes about the same point. Men wouldn’t tolerate carrying an unwanted pregnancy if men had to deal with pregnancy.

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      That’s a good quote. Maybe it was rolling around somewhere in my subconscious.

      ETA: or maybe I am the cab driver mentioned in the article.

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    I kind of think there should be a constitutional amendment preventing legislatures from passing laws restricting the rights on a protected class. Like men can’t vote on laws which take rights away from women. Or straight people can’t pass laws banning LGBTQ material.

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      An interesting idea.

      Maybe a whole host of homophobes would pretend to be gay to vote against something, but then realise they actually like this little “pretend” thing. They’d commit to it.

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      Oh but this law that removed rights to free speech and voting from women is not actually about removing any rights, it’s about protecting them from domestic violence!

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      LOL, how do you suppose the protected class will fare if the provider class stops participating as a result?

      Straight men can’t vote on laws for women and LGBTQ people? Sure, then straight men will also refuse to extend public safety protections and social security nets they provide from their effort to the women and queer. How would that hold?