I like “cuz” because while we are not all “bros” we are all distant cousins.
big turds working wherever i go
Big dog everywhere I Go
I’m Gen-X so I’m gonna go with classic “Dude.”
I identify as “my dude”
I bet you’re looking forward to tomorrow, then!
ooooooOOOOOOOOH
I personally prefer Hoss
I’m partial to Homie/Comrade personally.
A while back my work told us to stop using the word “guys” when referring to groups of people since it wasn’t inclusive.
I switched to “homies” and honestly it’s better in all situations.
Is mixing those together where “commie” comes from?
Nah, that’s where we get homerad
Wrote the odysserad
Ah yes, the famous sequel to the ilirad
Pretty sure they shortened coummunist to get commie but I ain’t no linguist
It’s okay: I’m a commielinguist and can certify what I said.
Seize the meaning of broduction
Redistribute the swellth
Commence consentual commielingus
I’ll be anyone’s red scare.
I happen to be a cunning linguist
Broseph Stalin
Some people call me boss, it’s very affirming but I’m not sure why they do it. I’m a low wage worker that’s slightly weird and awkward
I’m real tired, boss, real tired.
When I was a kid, there was a food truck we’d occasionally visit, where the vendor would address us as Chief. “Good afternoon, chief, what’ll it be?” “Coming right up, chief” “Here you go, chief” “Have a great day, chief!”
I loved it as a kid. Not sure how I’d feel about it today, but it absolutely was an effective contribution to us going back there frequently.
I got this a lot when I was an actual boss. It was always done in a brotherly, jokingly left-handed, kind of way. This fits perfectly with my management style. It was nice.
That’s how I feel about “Big Dawg.” I’m not that big, and not that much of a dog.
Im the some people. I call a lot of folks boss. Held the door for me? Thanks boss. Pumped my gas? Thanks boss. Thanked me? No problem boss.
This is me also. I don’t know where I picked it up from.
My most recent job has a couple of Spanish guys that call the actual boss man “jefe” and he (the whitest guy ever) responds well to it. I think that’s fun. I don’t know if I can get away with it, though, also being one of the whitest guys ever.
Chief maybe? Chef? Jeffy?
I’ve been enjoying cousin for a while.
like, we fambly and can have fun
but also see ya later if im feelin meh.
recently reinvigorated by the show ‘the bear’
I like both cat and dog, ranger and sport are classics that need to come back. Hotshot and stud are both good as well. Slick is the ideal insulting bronoun. You fuck up and someone says “nice going slick” and that’s it, go home for the day, try again tomorrow.
“twin” is a novel one
Bro, man, dude, big dawg, brother, brother man, big man, big guy, bruh, cuh, killer, kemosabe.
I suck at remembering names so I keep a long list
A man of exquisite taste here, folks. Kemosabe is choice, brother man.
I like “bruh”
Big Dawgs starts playing in my head
