this is one of the r/malelivingspace posts of all time
Just get one queen size.
McQueen size
Why is he Asian?
Made in china
obviously a joke. but it’s great to see a normal living space on the internet even though it’s abnormal in style.
everywhere i go online i see these pristine hotel or beverly hills living spaces behind the subject of the photo.
real people have clutter and lack 5k an hour interior designers!
Exactly. This person has/needs a full or queen sized bed, but their bedroom isn’t big enough for it. So, it’s blocking the closet, because that’s the only place it can go.
You need a ceiling fan made out of swords. Nothing is as manly as living under literal spinning death, and the motion will draw onlookers’ attention away from the void.
Like swords over Damocles
Well obviously you get rid of the skull. That skull could be male or female. 50/50 removing it decreases femininity of the room.
That just feels like some DnD
Some nice curtains would really pull the room together.
What this guy needs is obviously a second giant skull.
Yes, but also many more skulls of all sizes, just strewn around the place, he’ll also need more shelves and things to put all the new skulls on them.
Skulls for the skull bed!
Add some dildos to the place. Nothing is more manly than thick, juicy dicks. It’s sure to be a conversation-starter, too!
“I didn’t know you could harvest cucumbers indoors!”
Less empty = more thing
less fem = man thing
The obvious conclusion here, is a room brimming with dildos
Nothing manlier than being gay? HMMMMMM
I know several gay people WAY manlier than i. Myself being a cis hetro male.
Bed frames are feminine, put that mattress on the floor. While your at it, get rid of the sheets, bare mattress it up.
Lighting is too fancy, fancy is feminine. Plain flickering bulb is what you want for ambiance.
You may not like it, but this is what building wealth and saving for early retirement looks like.
How did you get a picture of my 1st apartment bedroom?
Flock camera.
Chandelier is a bit feminine
Women hate overhead lighting. We decided at the meeting.
This is a hell of a way to discover I’m a women
For the first forty years of my life, I could not understand people (including my mom) who disliked overhead lighting. Now, I would way rather fumble in the dark than have that stuff glaring at me (grudging exception if I am using a knife in the kitchen). It’s become a minor source of friction with my husband. I don’t understand what changed.
I fully believe that; almost all of the women in my family vastly prefer table lamps. I inherited all 19 of my grandmother’s.
sorry, those are my cursed glass daggers of illumination.
Oh, my mistake, very metal, not feminine.
you may not like it, but this is what peak male interior design performance looks like
this but unironically
That’s a true king’s bedroom
I’m picky. I need a fluffy blanket and a comforter on the air mattress to be fully comfy.
Needs a ghetto cricket too. If you don’t have one you can make one. Go get a smoke alarm and find the shittiest battery that powers it just enough to chirp
Perfect for zoom meetings
You want a bulb? Real men stub their toes in the dark.
Psssshhhh!!! I stub my toe in the daylight! I stub my toe when there isn’t even anything TO stub your toe on!
I’m just clumsy.
I think if it is that terrible bright white kind of bulb, it will be ok. 😉
8500K temp and CRI of ‘no’ - sounds right.
Chat: I added some CTB jells but I think there are some stray violet frequencies getting through.
I don’t understand the bed frame. Is it a 2 inch mattress on a platform frame? You’re going to bang your shin on that so hard.
Also, the bed is blocking the closet doors because, I’m assuming… closets are for ladies?
Semicolon my dude
Semicolons are feminine
YOU’RE*
How is it so hard to get right?
Spellibg, grammar and literacy are feminine
You joke, but that was my setup for years
I bet you’re manly as fuck
Edit: also, what’s heroine like?
Heroine? Like a female superhero? I uh…I dunno man. We’ve already established that I am very manly.
Then again, Wonder Woman would be a heroine, and she’s probably more manly that emo ass Batman!
Waaaah!!! Waaaah!!! My parents died!
Both of Spidermans parents died. And his uncle ben. And you don’t see him being a little emo pussy.
Well, except in Spiderman 3. But we don’t talk about that one.
I’ll have you know, I hate your take on Batman
It’s accurate, but I’m still mad about it
That was my place in Florida. I think I even had the audacity to bring a girl there. IIRC we ended up back at her place.
I kinda think the red underglow does make it look feminine. I like it.
Underglow will always have a 2 Fast 2 Furious vibe for me, like that bed has a big amp and subwoofer in the back with no capacitor so it’ll stall the engine if the volume is turned up too high, a muffler delete and a spoiler even though it’s front wheel drive.
Well this guy is definitely trying hard to keep his closet closed, figuratively and physically
Obviously needs more skulls
Throw some clothes all over
Is this idiot put the bed against the cupboard so he can’t get access?
Dracula needs no cupboard.
Who needs closets when you only have one goth outfit?
Extreme manliness demands sacrifices
yes he was
Headboard
Only girls have giant skulls in their bedrooms. STFU!! And what’s with all that black & red? Are you a sissy or something? Real, manly men have daisies & paisley with pastel walls. MAN UP BITCH!!!
I honestly thought this was a girls room and I thought the text was trying to be edgy.
