Start planning a good sentence to send to yourself today and have it ready 5 years from now.
Reminds me of a scene from TimeSplitters Future Perfect
“The Lotto numbers for 2026-09-12 are 16 20 25 33 39 45, Superzahl 0.”
Sounds materialistic, but I haven’t found a solution for any of the issues I had 5 years ago, I didn’t make any major wrong decisions since then, and stuff like “buy RAM and GPUs” is irrelevant after winning millions of eurobucks.
“The winning numbers for Friday, Sep17, 2021 are 14 17 20 27 32 EZ 3 7”
Warum lange warten?
Look at Herr “I have smart ideas when put on the spot” over here.
Plot twist, your past self receives the sentence verbally and they have nothing to write it down to.
The sequence of the numbers is not important and it’s not all or nothing (5 correct numbers would still net a decent amount of money), so there’s a chance that I’d recall enough to make use of it anyway. But it’s a good point, this kind of thing hinges on the specifics of how the sentence is transmitted much more than something like “take out fire insurance” or “don’t trust X”.
…receives message whilst scuba diving…spits out regulator in frustration…drowns. Never gets to send message from the future so doesn’t drown.
Timeline broken, existence ends except for an endless five-year loop.
Woops!
I had a similar thought, but I would send, “The winning Powerball numbers for November 5, 2022 will be 28 45 53 56 69, with a power ball of 20.”
Since the Nov. 7, 2022 jackpot was $2.04 billion dollars, I would just send the winning numbers for the previous drawing that no one won. No reason to go small when I could take a huge jackpot with nearly a billion dollar lump sum payout.
Winning numbers are public record. Don’t make yourself wait the full five years!
If we had more time, then you could have sent back the lotto numbers from 5 years ago
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Force mom to go see a doctor.
<3 same message, friend. Same message. :(
You’re trans. Divorce the alcoholic abuser and start being happy
Buy ram and nvidia stock
Don’t let mom get that surgery. She is the glue that keeps us all together and we need more years of that.
I’m so sorry
Stop the house from burning down on April 18th, 2024 at 5AM.
Sorry to hear that, do you know how it started?
Officially bad electrical.
Man that is scary. I’ve turned down some jobs to do fairly easy electrical stuff after I saw the attic had three sets of convoluted wires everywhere set up in a haphazard fashion, and not grounded. Some of the plugs had the neutral wired to the ground to fool the testers the city inspectors use to test.
I am not an electrician, didn’t want to be blamed if a fire did happen from that shithole, (full of cockroaches too.) It’s also against the law there, only if I was the owner and there weren’t renter would it be legal to do my own work and even then in that city idk.
It was bad. I lost my wife, fil, 2 cats and a dog that morning.
Very very sorry
Oh my god I am so sorry to hear that. What a nightmare. I should put a dog door in my place just in case. I am so sorry for your loss, that is a worst nightmare.
You should just break up with her while you have the chance
YOU LIKE WOMEN!
Buy a house right now.
Grow a spine and book the therapy appointment.
Start trying now, it’s going to take longer than expected
“Keine Angst!”
Bitcoin peaks at $100k
I honestly thought the same thing but I’m not entirely sure it would have mattered.
BTC 6 years ago was still 10k. Yeah, you could take out a loan for a “sure thing”, but 🤷.
5x return is still insane
For me, it would have, but just because of the timing.
I was selling newspaper ads back then. Typically, a shitty job, but the hospital got a multi million dollar grant to use towards COVID advertising. I made a lot of commissions during that time, but now it’s all gone.
Don’t move across the country with him, get a divorce, your gut instincts are right, he’s been cheating on you this whole time and he’s about to financially ruin you.
Some people just suck
