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The cop runs like when I try to run in my dreams
My cat doesn’t seem to be able to catch anything in her dreams either from the way she moves and the noises she makes. Happens to the best of us, I guess.
You have just made me realise that I am an incompetent runner in my dreams. Like I’m trying to run through jelly. Not saying I’m a good runner by any means, but not as bad as I am in my dreams.
It’s a common experience
I once told somebody about a recurring dream I have where I can’t control the speed of my car. Apparently your brain is fully aware that your legs aren’t responding to commands and it translates into your dreams.
In your case, not being able to run because your sleep cycle is deliberately paralysing your legs
I can’t steer the car in my dreams because I can’t lift my head up to see over the dash and I can’t peel my eyes open more than slightly to see where I’m going
I used to have dreams where driving was very difficult because the pedals would be positioned awkwardly close. It pretty much defied spatial geometry because it wasn’t like there was space behind them for my legs, they were just really close with the wall right behind them but it was only hard to access and manipulate the pedals; I still somehow fit fine into that position.
Found the only good cop. Too slow to catch you but still doesn’t shoot.
Hey…
How many good cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
I’ll let you know when a good cop changes anything!
Look, we’ve gotten to the point where without backstory and evidence, police in the United States don’t deserve the benefit of the doubt, so until I find out otherwise, I’m not even remotely disappointed that the guy defeated the police officer.
At least he didn’t get shot
Looks like the cyclist is white, so the cop might have faced consequences for murdering him.
Looks like the cop was trying to pepper spray him while he was fleeing.
More like taser, no?
No… It was pepper spray. Did you not watch the video?
After pixel peeking I agree on pepper.
But I wasnt (and still not) not familiar with the way cops hold pepper vs a taser so …
Good on that police officer for not using deadly force.
He escaped by jogging lightly! Great job, Officer Stumbly!
Now you see why they shoot in the back. Fat fucks can’t keep up.
Thanks for taking the time to share a direct watch video instead of linking to YouTube. Most shared content still points to YouTube (for valid reasons but still).
Unfortunately when this cop retires, he’ll likely be replaced by someone trigger happy
Well at least the cop didn’t shoot him.
As the kids say, “absolute cinema”.
wow, exactly how one would run away from a cop in a computer game; run so that he follows you then once far enough run back and get your bike
In the country where I live, cops retire when they get old.
I thought he was going to get in the police car and drive off GTA style for a second
