President Donald Trump declined to endorse Vice President JD Vance for the 2028 presidential election during a press briefing in Ireland
Did Vance even say thank you ?
Said please and thank you.
Probably more like “glrrrrrblgherr” as trumps shit covered balls smacked his chin
Just Dance Vance is going to learn a hard lesson about why trying to chameleon in and ingratiate yourself with a narcissistic cult leader doesn’t end on a good note.
JD should be looking at Mike Pence to understand his future. Trump will let his mob drag you to the gallows if you try to step out from under his shadow.
Dude fucked a couch.
He also decided that an appropriate career move would be getting embarrassed daily as the whipping boy of a dimensia-addled pedophile.
FACT
Kind of have to wonder if he was betting on trump dying midway through the term.
A couch is more acceptable than small children though. Yet here we are…
Grabbed them by the pillows!
To be fair, I don’t blame him.
Republicans and Democrats agree on one thing… Fuck J.D. Vance
The couch already did
The couch never consented.
Has Jeffery Dahmer Vance tried bribing him?
there can be only one /s
Things are being set up for Junior.
Well, he hasn’t had his goons try to hang him yet
Yeah I mean Trump wants to run in 2028, why would he endorse someone else?
Probably family.
What about what family?
He might endorse his own family if he doesn’t run himself. All the benefits, none of the work.
Don’t think he cares about his family. He wants the glory for himself. But it’s a good guess.
He cares enough about Ivanka’s tits and appearance to exclusively hire people that look like her.
I can see Trump Jr. running on a explicit platform of “I will let my dad live in his bunker in the WH basement and make all the decisions”
Which one? Cokey McSniffles or the dumb one?
No, eric is the ugly one.
I do like how we all know the one with a vagina isn’t even in the realm of possibilities for them.
I think it depends on which family member and how recently he has taken his meds.
Dear god. Junior is going to run. That’s the 7 in this range of possibilities.
Can we FUCKING FINISH THIS ELECTION FIRST BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT 2028?
Oh man, no, 2026 is already in the bag for Democrats, we got the House and Senate - no need to even vote anymore, just take it easy and enjoy the 2028 race!
/s
talking about the next election (2028) is the fastest track to acknowleding the lame-ducked-ness of the current occupant. I say speculate away.
No. We should not be talking about elections 2 YEARS IN ADVANCE! it’s not fucking normal! I do not want every day of every year to be occupied by electoralism.
In American electoral politics, it is ‘fucking normal’ to be talking about the next presidential election cycle following the midterms, and the midterms are in like 2 weeks. It’s ‘fucking normal’ to start marginalizing the current administration because they can’t run for re-election again and to start focusing on new people, and despite your hysterics, I think we could actually agree that paying less attention to Donald Trump would be a great thing for literally everybody, so calm your fucking tits.
following the midterms
One problem. The midterms haven’t even finished. This is preceding the midterms.
It’s ‘fucking normal’ to start marginalizing the current administration
That’s fine. But we don’t need to start talking about elections! It leads to thinks like good ol’ Mitch saying we can’t let Congress vote on a SCOTUS position because we’re a year away from an election.
Your patronizing tone is not welcome. I don’t fucking care what the status quo is, I’m sick and fucking tired of the status quo.
It’s also normal for them to put christmas decorations out in some stores before thanksgiving and you’ll still get people whining that it’s too soon or whatever. This is all just a weird complaint, because it happens every election cycle, and, we’d ideally like to move on. The zombie corpse of Mitch McConnell can read a calendar and the political reality as much as anyone. They’ll use whatever tricks they have to fuck over as many people as they can as long as they can. But we need to start talking about whatever the post-Trump era will look like, nobody wants to stay mired in this.
In case you forgot, that wasn’t a hypothetical. It actually occurred during Obama’s admin. Enough people thought “yea that sounds right” to the point that there wasn’t even a procedural change in SCOTUS selection.
Christmas decorations being up early is one thing. Talking about electoral politics is an entirely different thing, that actually has consequences. People tune out of politics all together because we talk about elections years before they actually happen.
Both parties absolutely love that we spend all our time with politics discussing elections, because all they do day in and day out is fundraise for their parties. Assuming that they never eat or sleep, politicians in both parties have less than 30 seconds to review bills before they vote on them, because of all the fundraising they do. The constant electoralism means that they never have to change.
In case you forgot, that wasn’t a hypothetical. It actually occurred during Obama’s admin. Enough people thought “yea that sounds right” to the point that there wasn’t even a procedural change in SCOTUS selection
And then one of those ghouls, Barrett? was sworn in like 2 weeks before an election when it suited their needs.
Heh, Costco has them out as of a few weeks ago (at least) and it’s not even freaking Halloween yet.
Homie attempted a coup to stay in power. I’ll be thinking about the next presidential election until he’s gone.
That’s fine. The problem is constant electoralism.
Precisely. I hate to say it, but I agree with Trump here (about it being too early, not about JD being terrific)
“It’s too early,” Trump responded. “I mean, it’s too early. I think he’s terrific. There’s so many terrific people.”
JD sold whatever soul he possessed for power, but he remains a terminal loser.
Peter Thiel will get his money’s worth
Nobody likes JD Vance.
I do like his pope-killing record but that’s about it.
He does seem to kill everything he touches. He went and endorsed Orban and he immediately lost the election LMAO.
He was the last person Pope Francis met…
Only the one person that would least be missed seems to be immune.
He has no intention of transferring power peacefully to anyone.
Then it is up to the people of America to transfer it violently on his behalf.
You’re not wrong, it’s the job of the U.S. Marshalls to enforce, but if they go rogue the supreme court has options
None of this matters if they’re all traitors though.
That is impossible.
Feds gonna fedpost?
Trump has no intention of leaving in 2029. He isn’t building that ballroom and golf course for the next guy. We’re going to have to drag him out of the White House in shackles, if he’s lucky.
cholesterol is gonna save democracy.
Cholesterol needs to get on it.
Big PR opportunity for heart disease.
Then the smart thing would be to keep up appearances and endorse away.
Oh, I hear it. smart.
You mean if WE’RE lucky. That’s usually not the way this shit goes down.
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When you make rules that say you can’t be prosecuted for what you do in office (fuck the SCoTUS trash that allowed that) there is every incentive to not leave office so you can keep doing illegal shit with no consequences.
“Who do you want in the White House when you leave?”
“When I what!?”
