But I’m the main character
The girl is the main character and the guys are just quest mobs
in my entire playthrough I’ve never seen the perspective switch to somebody else, which is very boring but also focuses all my attention on one character
You have to use the bed at night (or during the day for a debuff if you don’t have the night owl characteristic), there’s a random chance a dream sequence will initiate and give you other POVs.
actually i just (16 hours ago, just put the two things together in my head) had my first dream that I’m aware of where i possessed someone else’s viewpoint, so being aware of that possibility is definitely important. first time being a woman too.
Typically if you go looking for a partner with a checklist you’ll be disappointed. Nobody wants to be graded like a piece of pork.
My checklist:
[ ] Must like me
[ ] Don’t be bigotedMaybe I’m asking too much
I might know someone to set you up with if you’re flexible on the first requirement.
Nobody wants to be graded like a piece of pork.
Pretty sure dick rating is at least a fetish.
Yeah, but we’re discussing relationships not kink, you can be into some pretty hardcore stuff and still be hurt emotionally by being treated poorly by a partner
We don’t have standartization for dick sizes, but we do have it for boob sizes
We don’t snugly clothe dicks to the degree we do tits. Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision. About the only thing that is snugly worn on the penis are condoms, which are very elastic.
I can think of one standard for dick size, and it’s from NASA. Apollo astronauts wore external catheters for much of the mission, that is, a condom with a hose at the end for collecting urine. These came in three sizes but none of the astronauts would accept “small” or even “medium” so they were sized Large, Giant and Humongous.
Beyond that, like most male body parts, it is simply measured in inches.
“To the engineers: I need size space horse please, thank you.”
This reminds me of how when I go shopping for eggs in the supermarket, they are sold in sizes of Large, X-Large, and Jumbo. Nobody wants to face the humiliation of buying a carton of small eggs.
It is my understanding that eggs graded as small or medium are usually sold to food factories. Think about an outfit like Jimmy Dean, how many tons of scrambled eggs do they make to a batch for all those frozen microwavable sausage and egg biscuits? Who cares how many individual eggs they have to crack?
Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision.
Eh, it can be argued that the “function” of a bra is to allow women to adhere to the beauty standards set for them by men.
That being said, they still aren’t made that precisely, cup sizes are kinda all over the place depending on brand, and even the band sizes (which are kinda sorta close to the actual inch measurement of your ribcage, but not quite) are variable. That’s why bras have adjustable straps everywhere, and why if you haven’t been professionally fitted for one, your bras probably don’t fit you right.
I think special undies based on penis size would be to confrontational for most men.
Men’s underwear does have sizes for the dick pouch and they are small medium and large.
I don’t know where you see those, I’ve never gotten those options
Also that would be expecting a level of engagement with clothing that most men simply don’t have.
Well in return I can be a big tiddy bf who watches anime and plays video games but not too much and can be her mom and her therapist
“Oh, you mean the big tiddy goth gf was inside me this whole time???”
We don’t kink shame
Be the girls you want to see in the world.
Yes, you can become one any time, so you can be someone else’s big tiddy goth gf.
If they were just some guy it would be ok. In my female experience guys like this are overweigh, jobless, don’t make a single effort at anything and are convinced women own him to be perfect
Not a fan of the body shaming
Oh come on, the post is literally about liking slim-waisted, big-titted women, and you complain about someone implying being overweight is not attractive?
is that what the post is about? liking these things? check again bud
In your female experience, or in your on line experience? Never mind, I can guess…
Someone feels hurt here lol
No, someone is tired of constantly running into reddit hive mind sexist karma grab statements.
Found the jobless lazy guy that wants to date models
Social media, were simps go to simp. Even when it means eating sexist shit…
ok babe 👍
Seen a lot of men like this with the “ideals” except they have a good job and think it’s a crowning achievement. They also often want their wives to have good jobs and to have separate accounts and expenses? So they want a perfect, pretty, petite wife who’s smart, has a great job, but also cooks, cleans, takes care of the house, and their children. What do they bring to the table? Not the looks, money or house help. Their ✨shining personality ✨? Don’t worry ladies this alpha nice guy’s on the market & just around the corner, lucky you!
My only requirements are that she’s as depraved and unabashedly slutty as I am and I’m attracted to her.
Well I guess also that she doesn’t sponge off me.
this, but somehow a buch of them manage to rope someone way higher tier into dating them. I worked a few years at a place that employed a lot of women escaping abusive relationships. the boss was basically everyone’s mom. All top tier beauties but somehow got only the skeeziest and lazy men.
I’m not saying it’s all of them, but if you talk to some of these women they have this weird idea about masculinity, it’s all dressed up but when you strip it all back it’s all toxic.
Stuff about how it’s unmanly to have a pet cat, and how they should drive a big expensive car, and should pay for everything. I have no idea where they get this stuff from but if that’s how they think, then they are only going to get a scumbag man because they’re the only met that actually conform to that view of masculinity.
my former coworkers not so much but I have meet plenty of people like this too. There are some really bizarre relationship expectations out there
I think the Venn diagram of guys who want a big tiddy girlfriend with a tiny waist who plays video games and is caring towards them overlaps not only with overweight and jobless but also fit and employed and everything in between. What you’re referring to “don’t make a single effort at anything and are convinced women [owe] him to be perfect” is borderline abusive. You are insulting other overweight and jobless folk with your generalization.
Girls be like “where’s my 6 ft+ millionaire bf who also likes to stay home, cuddle, read feminist literature, and does the dishes and laundry without being asked”, meanwhile they’re a single mom with 30 extra pounds and crippling student loan debt.
Problem is having unrealistic expectations regardless of who you are. You can have preferences but don’t objectify.
okay, but why do you suppose he described the proverbial “welfare queen” as soon as someone posted a meme about a thing men do?
Because both genders do it and it’s only fair to point out that it’s not only the one in the post, exactly as valid as if that comment was the OP and someone commented about men doing it
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What part of their description made you think they were describing “the proverbial” welfare queen?
Pot calling the kettle black? Or People in glass houses?
I would say that their comment was perfectly in line with the post lol
it goes both ways
Thanks. That’s what I was aiming for.
If you really wanted to express that this goes both ways:
In the post, it’s “meanwhile, they’re just some guy”. Why not say “they’re just some girl” instead on bashing on single mothers?
You see this a lot in the comment sections of short videos complaining about men. The expectations are wild. Of course they’re unrepresentative, but these women clearly are out there.
All I’m saying is that having unrealistic expectations is not a single-sex problem.
Look, if I can’t be a big tiddy goth babe who plays video games, then that’s the next best thing
Luckily my wife is a little goth, plays a couple video games, she’s a babe, and I love every part of her. And for some reason she likes me, so I guess I got the best thing anyway.
Every guy ever: “wtf… why does she like ME???.. whatever just go along with it”
This guy ever: “wtf… why can’t I be HER???.. whatever I got someone close enough to it”
She’s a goth, so probably low self esteem. /s
That’s emo. Goth girlfriends are bad bitches.
Is she single?
we can all be big tiddy goth babes who play video games in our hearts
i’m a bit gothabilly and my wife is pastel goth when we wear black. without gushing for too long, I’ll just say we’re good for each other.
I blame the fact that every guy around their mid 20s has a big-thigh male friend with a small waist that watches anime and plays videogames but still has enough time to introduce a random niche hobby like archery every other week that can be both your cool uncle and a therapist.
How do they do that? Nobody knows.
Meanwhile every other friend and family member seemingly flips a coin to decide if they wanna fall into the racist pipeline every 2-4 years in US depending on how south you live.
That is so oddly specific but also rings true
I don’t think I have any friends or family flipping a coin to decide if they want to fall into the racist pipeline.
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Like people expecting a working democracy and thinking that it is enough to vote.
Yes everyone knows that in order to have a functional society you need to wear a yellow fluorescent jacket and set fire to a few cars every time you’re moderately unhappy about something.
That is actually the case, yes.
yup people need to have stakes in being governed by the system to have an incentive to improve it, if they are too out of touch, then their only incentive would be their safety.
wear a yellow fluorescent jacket and set fire to a few cars
That’s like spraying Axe/Lynx deodorant all over the body and believing that it will work as advertised.
That’s still being just some guy.
This is pretty reducing of the yellow jacket movement but I don’t expect mainstream media to have covered that properly.
I only have one conspiracy theory and it’s that Macron did Notrè Dame to distract from the protests.
Lol, now I’m picturing Macron sneaking up into the Notré Dame attic with a matchbox in hand, giggling.
Except he he has an incredibly long, thin mustache that he is gleefully twirling as he does it.
But its fake and is the entirety of his disguise.
my only experience with them is from uncut interviews and whoof
Heey Vive la France!
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People be like “society has imposed unrealistic expectations on everyone about every aspect of their lives causing irreparable damage to the self and the society that created the issue” and they’re just some hairless ape.
Girlfriend requirements: being female (optional) , liking each other.
Be the change you want to see.
:3
And no one even mentions Bo Burnhams song about exactly this?
Well here is a link then.
I know exactly where she is, in their imagination
Yeah there’s like 3 of these women in existence, and they are all in happy relationships. Give me a flawed but functional tomboy type that I can joke around with while hiking with the dog and drinking beer out of a backpack cooler.
Hmmm.
Maybe I have lower standards than I thought. That’s encouraging!
