I’m pretty sure all xxx theatre-goers were wankers, and Paul didn’t wank onto anyone’s head. If Paul was arrested for wanking in a xxx theatre then everyone else wanking in those places should be arrested too. Rumor has it Paul made a blatant display of his indiscretion to intentionally break away from his typecast image as peewee herman.

It was defintely something to do with jerking off in a movie theather