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minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoAs someone who doesn’t drink, I have no excuse not to pick up extra surprise shifts at work other than “No, I don’t want to. I’d rather be out trying to enjoy life.”
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-22 months agoWho cares, lie. Tell them your grandma has diarrhea, tell them you had a baby and it already has jury duty. They know the score
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoI’m drinking with my grandma’s baby, who has diarrhea.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoI’m drinking my grandma’s baby’s diarrhea.
minus-squareRekorse@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoA good manager wouldn’t ask for an excuse.
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months ago“My baby has jury duty.” Sweet! I’m off the hook.
minus-squareAsfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoYou can always say you are drinking. Just don’t tell them you are drinking Fanta.
As someone who doesn’t drink, I have no excuse not to pick up extra surprise shifts at work other than “No, I don’t want to. I’d rather be out trying to enjoy life.”
Who cares, lie. Tell them your grandma has diarrhea, tell them you had a baby and it already has jury duty. They know the score
I’m drinking with my grandma’s baby, who has diarrhea.
I’m drinking my grandma’s baby’s diarrhea.
A good manager wouldn’t ask for an excuse.
“My baby has jury duty.”
Sweet! I’m off the hook.
“nope, already having fun!”
You can always say you are drinking. Just don’t tell them you are drinking Fanta.