balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 days agoEverybody gets one [choose wisely]lemmy.zipimagemessage-square328linkfedilinkarrow-up1885
arrow-up1885imageEverybody gets one [choose wisely]lemmy.zipbalderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 days agomessage-square328linkfedilink
minus-squarebalderdash@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-213 days agoThere’s always an altruist. Okay, all harmful wishes before this request are hereby revoked! It’s like it never happened, except you don’t get to wish again: @[email protected] – Zuckerburg never got diarrhea. But his face still looks like that. @[email protected] - Capitalism never fell and society never collapsed. @[email protected] - Never got stuck in a time loop. @[email protected] - Utopia never lead to human galactic dominance. @[email protected] - The new socialist president was never assassinated. @[email protected] - The dragon “Wyvern of Mordiford” never existed and didn’t eat humans. @[email protected] - Never became a millionaire and never got non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma. @[email protected] - Never got jetpacks. No children were harmed. @[email protected] - The advance A.I. “V.I.K.I.” was never developed. Digital slop abounds. @[email protected] - The Earth never collided with the Sun at nearly the speed of light. @[email protected] - Never lost ten years of memory. But does remember the bad dinner. @[email protected] - Increased empathy never led to fascism. @[email protected] - A man named Donald John Trump was born. @[email protected] – You are no longer uncontrollably perennially happy. @[email protected] – Popcorn shrimp did not rain from the sky and collapse the ecosystem. @[email protected] – Dual memories of past and future never harmed you. The memories are gone.
minus-squareinterdimensionalmeme@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·13 days agoI believe the kids say “absolute win” I’m quite old you see
minus-squarejimmux@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-213 days agoBut what if the kids who use jetpacks without helmets go on to cause more net harm? You know they would. So technically, wishing to cancel all wishes that cause any harm can cause more harm, and thus the wish cancels itself.
minus-squareSimulation6@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 days agoevery wish is a monkeys paw, best to just avoid them
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 days agoI still get a gorillion years of experience, even with everything undone.
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There’s always an altruist. Okay, all harmful wishes before this request are hereby revoked! It’s like it never happened, except you don’t get to wish again:
@[email protected] – Zuckerburg never got diarrhea. But his face still looks like that.
@[email protected] - Capitalism never fell and society never collapsed.
@[email protected] - Never got stuck in a time loop.
@[email protected] - Utopia never lead to human galactic dominance.
@[email protected] - The new socialist president was never assassinated.
@[email protected] - The dragon “Wyvern of Mordiford” never existed and didn’t eat humans.
@[email protected] - Never became a millionaire and never got non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma.
@[email protected] - Never got jetpacks. No children were harmed.
@[email protected] - The advance A.I. “V.I.K.I.” was never developed. Digital slop abounds.
@[email protected] - The Earth never collided with the Sun at nearly the speed of light.
@[email protected] - Never lost ten years of memory. But does remember the bad dinner.
@[email protected] - Increased empathy never led to fascism.
@[email protected] - A man named Donald John Trump was born.
@[email protected] – You are no longer uncontrollably perennially happy.
@[email protected] – Popcorn shrimp did not rain from the sky and collapse the ecosystem.
@[email protected] – Dual memories of past and future never harmed you. The memories are gone.
I believe the kids say “absolute win” I’m quite old you see
But what if the kids who use jetpacks without helmets go on to cause more net harm? You know they would.
So technically, wishing to cancel all wishes that cause any harm can cause more harm, and thus the wish cancels itself.
every wish is a monkeys paw, best to just avoid them
nooo give him back!!
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W socialism
I still get a gorillion years of experience, even with everything undone.