“Do you think my tattoo is cool?” No, I don’t. There are no cool tattoos. “Check out my sleeve!” Oh god ew.

Tattoos themselves are stupid. Doubly so if it’s some media IP. “I put Batman on my body!” “Look at this image of Goku on my calf!” I can’t think of many things I’d want to do less than that.

There are a few narrow exceptions. Chances are yours isn’t one of them.

If you personally like tattoos, fine. I’m not saying nobody should get tattoos because I don’t like them. I’m stating my opinion that tattoos are stupid, and I am stating it here because it is probably not a popular opinion.

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    I have full sleeves and a chest piece. I get them for myself and my own story. They mean something to me. I don’t care what you think about them.

    Having said that you used the community correctly. But I not agree with you. Tattoos can be stupid and pointless to the user as well. They can just be there and it’s impulsive and they want to tell a story.

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    “Do you think my tattoo is cool?” No, I don’t. There are no cool tattoos.

    This is borderline “I don’t like art”.

    I mean, you do you, but it’s definitely a bad take.

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    Fully agree. Nothing turns me off more than a tattoo. Don’t know where this trend all of sudden came from - at the same time as broccoli hair - but I can’t wait for it to pass.

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    Personally I have nothing against tattoos—you don’t have to be an artist to appreciate art—I simply cannot think of any design or text I like so much that I want it displayed permanently on my skin.

    Also I do not have the pain tolerance nor the nerves to sit still while I get stabbed hundreds (thousands?) of times a second. I hate needles with a burning passion; I can barely handle getting my blood drawn.

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    yea they’re fucking trash, and I agree there are a few narrow exceptions.

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    My cat died last year. 3 days before he went, he managed to playfully scratch my arm while we were engaged in some “ohhhhhh I’m gonna get’cha” hand play. I had a tattoo artist simply trace the scratch before it healed. If that’s not an exception then you and I are very different people.

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    Maybe tattoos as a concept are bad (stabbing ink into your skin semi-permanently, that is), but the artistry and skill that can go into them is insanely respectable. Coming from someone who probably will never get a tattoo, I love seeing creative tattoos executed well.

    For example: The humble pistol shrimp

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    I’d never get a tattoo but I can’t blame people for wanting to feel special and unique.

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    I think there’s something important in stupid, goofy etc aspects of life

    Many tattoos are stupid. And that’s kinda cool

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    I used to want tattoos. Thought I’d be covered from head to toe. Then my brothers started getting tattoos and I realized two things.

    1. Good tattoos are really expensive. I’m not talking about full sleeves or back pieces. I mean sticker sized hand or arm pieces are even expensive. You want color? Price goes up. You want something that will look good in five years? Price goes up. You want anything that’s a challenge or creative for the artist to do? The price goes up. Sure you can get cheap little tattoos for $100, but then its a shit tattoo that someone with little experience or a drug habit has to do. (My brothers used to throw tattoo parties for a local junkie to make $50 to $100 a pop off of underaged kids. That dude would make a killing.)

    2. Most tattoo ideas are not original or good. Both my brothers got full arms of junk that’s all meaningless platitudes and shitty sticker tattoos. Oh you got a skull. A flower. Some filigree to surround your tramp stamp. Even my own idea which was a snake wrapped around a guitar would have looked like shit after a while.

    All this is coming from a tattoo fan. I’ve seen a lot of good work. A lot of cool art. That’s rare. That requires a lot of money, and an excellent artist. Those shops are so few and far between. You have to hope the artist has an opening. You have to have a minimum $1000 for anything with thought and color. After a while I just gave up the idea of getting one and decided to appreciate them from afar.

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    I know people who use tattoos as a way of permanently recording who they were at a given point in their life, because we all change over time. I can understand that perspective, but it’s also exactly why I don’t want one.

    Every time I’ve looked back on myself 10 years later, I’ve thought about what a dumbass that person was. I wouldn’t have wanted that idiot picking a tattoo for me.

    10 years from now, I’ll look back on the imbecile I am today and be relieved I didn’t get any ink.

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    What people are you hanging around to get the “do you think my tattoo is cool?”, high schoolers?

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    I wouldn’t say stupid, but I wish people would try to justify them so much, nobody need a drawing on their body as a reminder of something.

    Just admit the vanity and narcissism.