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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I don’t sext because I can’t jerk off and write a cohesive sentence at the same time.

    • Forester@pawb.social
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      Skill issue

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        I could type with one hand before I switched to dvorak.

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          This used to be me. Eventually I figured out one handed with the unlabeled keys but it took years. Congrats on the happy tendons.

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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          It’s not the typing that’s the issue. It’s the lack of blood going to the brain.

          • Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works
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            How to say you’ve got a big schlong without saying you’ve got a giant schlong /j

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      Yeah, I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Harakiri Rock.

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        The one day I work from the office, and you all are going to make me literally LOL.

        Seriously 🤣

      • CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world
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        I NEED SCISSORS! 61!

      • Bosht@lemmy.world
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        I have no fucking idea what this means, so I will take offense and assume it’s a movie quote. GOOD DAY!!

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      Speech to text, my brother.

      • Revan343@lemmy.ca
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        More of a bloodflow-to-the-brain issue

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          I just txt to speech directly from my little head. But it never surprises me because I already know what he’s thinking.

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        “I’m going to puck door mushy so hard where did the tissue go”

        • Beardsley@lemmy.world
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          Fuck yes, that’s so hot…

    • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)@pawb.social
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      Git gud, scrub.

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      Yum last Newport at of.

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      Your sentences don’t stick together?

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